Miami ➝ NYC: with my emotional support alligator
Miami ➝ NYC ✈️
Vacation is over and I’m going back to work tomorrow… I’m SICK 😩🧱
So I brought my emotional support alligator 🐊💚
He’s sitting in First like:
“Excuse me… we’re going back to WHAT? 🫠”
“Also… why are we leaving Miami? This is disrespectful.” 😭
If you see me on this flight, mind your business. He bites. (emotionally) 💅🐊
Miami
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