The Day Dairy Disrespected Me in Public
That was the day dairy jumped me in broad daylight.
No heads-up. No mercy. Just straight betrayal.
Since then, I don’t play. I see a splash of cream and suddenly I’m calculating how far I am from the nearest bathroom.
But like why didn’t anyone warn me dairy could ruin your day like that? I thought it was just a cute aesthetic girl problem. No. It’s real. It’s violent. It’s personal.
Anyway this is your sign to STOP IGNORING YOUR BODY.
The cheese board is not worth your dignity.


















































































