This is NOT my actual book! It’s marketing ⬇️⬇️⬇️
My actual book 📖 Body Count Book: 51 Men in 51 Chapters ✨ is now available on Amazon & copies of my e-book are only $5 right now!
My actual book is typed, edited & SIGNIFICANTLY more detailed… if you catch my drift 😘
My book is a completely true story about every lover I’ve ever taken, every man I’ve ever been with… ALL 51 of them!
Every serious relationship, boyfriend, boo-thing, situationship, friends with benefits, fling, plus a few $ugardaddie$ & a handful of 1nite stands.
These men were classmates, coworkers, neighbors, friends, bumble matches & men I met out & about in real life. One man was my boss, a dozen or so were 🔌’s, one was a CIA agent.
A lot were athletes… including both captains of my unis 🏈 team & the captain of the ⚽️ team 😅 one is a NFL player. One was a professional photographer, business owners, engineers, finance bros, lawyers, students, a few salesmen.
I used all the guys real first names & when/where/how I met them, what we were to each other, what we did together & why we stopped seeing each other. I gave each man their own chapter & my book goes in chronological order over 16+ years of my life. 😳
So chapter 1 is the guy I lost my v-card with & chapter 51 is my happy ending & the love of my life who I’ve been with for the last 9 years. In my actual book chapters are longer, dirtier & girthier than others… 😘
the infographics (like the one in this post) you see here are my lamé attempt at marketing for my actual book. They are like PG-13 chapter summaries, they are NOT the actual chapters! Actual chapters have all the 🌶️ details I can’t/won’t share here.
If you want a direct link to my book there’s a link in the bio of my instagram & my TikTok account. My username is bodycountbook on both!
💕Anonymously Elise
Writing this memoir was an intense and liberating journey for me. Each chapter represents a unique chapter of my life and a different man who left an imprint on my heart and mind. From college dorm rooms to professional and social encounters, these experiences shaped my understanding of intimacy and connection. One of the most fascinating aspects of my relationships was the diversity—athletes, bosses, a CIA agent, photographers, and even sugar daddies. Each man brought a different spark and story, making my life a rich tapestry of human connection. For example, Zac, my fourth sexual partner during my sophomore year of college, is one chapter that I summarize here but fully explore in the book with more depth and personal insights. I believe that sharing these real-life experiences openly and honestly can resonate with many who have had similar journeys or are curious about authentic relationship stories. My book doesn’t just recount encounters but dives into emotions, reasons for parting ways, and ultimately finding lasting love. For those intrigued by true stories of love and life, my Body Count Book offers an unfiltered look into my past while celebrating growth and self-discovery. If you appreciate deeply personal storytelling with an edgy yet heartfelt vibe, this book might be a compelling read. Check it out on Amazon, and feel free to follow me on Instagram and TikTok @bodycountbook for more updates and insights.