Part 5: Gayboy is feeling the life
OK Y’ALL… I JUST HAD THE CRAZIEST 2nd GAYBOY PREGNANT AT DOCTOR’S OFFICE MOMENT OF MY LIFE. READ THIS.
SO YALL PEOPLE REALLY DONT CHANGE!!
As I'm sitting here slightly bent but straight on this Drs room bed & looking nowhere but watching the show in my head...
Oh real quick, jus saying people don't change... Usually 2 things happen & thank God I watch everybody somr unknowingly using extreme levels of emotional self-choreography we put on for people everyday... Til you're tired. Feeling excited to maybe soon expire. You're the odd one out & even nobody likes you or your just a liar? Second thing you're really the first is God called You higher and not because the world but sees you! He sees you and IS NEVER CAUGHT OFF GUARD OR SURPRISED BY ANYTHING GUYS... WHO WOULD DARE CREATE SOMETHING FROM LOVE AND INTIMACY - YET A LOT FEAR GOD & NOT THE RIGHTEOUS ACTUAL HOLY KIND?!
NOT THE DO AS THINE SAY AND REPORT SINS LIKE Christ NEVER SAVED! SO YOU NEVER UNWIND & THINK TO YOURSELF ALL THE TIME ' HUH WHAT YEAH ITS MISALIGNED? DEVIL IS THE AUTHOR OF CONFUSION Hun, listening to the wrong rhyme.
Which to me now lieing to me is same as a thief and murderer & crazy that be cuz - I've been convicted of 2 and sent to prison for one physically. The 2nd was emotionally cuz I'm 21 yo birthday in Oklahoma county for like the 4th or 5tg time now - but this time to prison, y'all..
I'll give you a little crazy mini movie scene
Ill make you see it rq.
So imagine me 300 pounds... It's January 24th the year I'm really going down.
I'm sure MOST know the toilet & sink combo of a jail & the lil cell with a desk and 2 lil beds like shelves? If you're in Oklahoma you almost def prob KNOW some of this is crazy but true.
So
My celly low-key cute for being 40 something - somehoe knows my older relatives some way from the town they lived in - anyway THEN LIKE GOD WASNT SITTING THERE PLAYING ALL THE CARDS AND LETTING ME WATCH HARD - MY FIRST EVER WEEX DEALER IN THE POD IM IN I SEE & GET UP TO HIM IN SLIGHT GLEE!
He DARK skin - idk if I would say fine - but we doing time together? Let's just say I can write and rhyme like divine. 😜
But so MY BIRTHDAY YALL NOT ME TURNING 21 YEARS OLD IN COUNTY, DRINKING HOOCH FROM WHO KNOWS WHAT OR HOW, SERVED IN OUR EMPTY COFFE PLASTIC BAGS TO GO UNDER THE DOOR.
Ok caps, Ik my bad I get excited. But
so i bought one, my celly got me one and somebody else in the pod sent me a bag and - I already know 75% ppl ain't believing already these testimonyish ones - but I'll break character a moment to just give you a matter of fact most of this episode is actually very scary true!
Back into it...
I'm on my knees AT THE DOOR YALL,
waiting on my alcohol to come thru - dude at the other side - the pod trustee(s) running n almost gunnin with like 8 bags on one arm like nun.
I'm like what is this low-key feeling like a fiend rn? Cuz I
Recently met Jesus & DEF couldn't put together then if I even fully believed - just that he a few days before spoke DIRECTLY TO MY SOUL with his word and plot for lies that turned to soulties.
First bag comes sliding under, just fine and pretty full I'm like bet!
By the way, my old dealer dude in the cell locked down with us cuz frfr he KNEW. my celly from being on the yard together & I knew him & celly knew my family... God will put us in crazy places and situations to really set us up or down...
Me then? This next moment SPOKE LOUD!
2nd bag came under the door kinda too full but I caught the zipper lock enough it didn't spill before I tugged it free....
Dude slides my, & this is where I say you either know or you ain't gonna believe me probably, but a coffee dipped, the thin paper - like the cover of the damn toilet paper used for rolling papers & yes soaked & dried in KEEFE coffee and youre probably thinking thats a weird cigarette....
Y'all, it def was cuz it was dried orange peels! No tobacco til I got to a yard 😅
But boy with that liquor at the time had it feelin roite.
But that third bag is full full. He pulls it back & slides this fat dipped smoke stick im about to light with the literal room light 😂 - before attempting the fatty for me cuz these boys low-key all wanted me calling them daddy.
As soon as he shoves it thru it busts and this like light skinned trustee dude taps on the door twice to says ok he's leaving now - KNOWING he busted that open fully pushing it. $2 whole ass dollars in jail DOWN THE DRAIN!!
The worst part? I was 4/5ths away from lowering the rest of way and slurping it up... Y'all if they wasnt in there wimme I'm afraid I mightve.
Anyway I sigh cuz I got 2 others.
And my celly sees me getting up and goes down FULLY AS I IMAGINED IN MY MIND DOING - JUMPING DOWN FROM HIS BED IN A CALM TONE
"Don't you dare sope that up... I got it .. full on knees and flat palmed forward down lean - lips perched and sucking all that gloriously who the hell knows WHAT!
I woulda never at the time but now low-key shoulda told him to lemme do him like that & I'll give him a whole bag & make it rhyme... But 2 boys & mind goes full naughty gayboy jail cell scene... If I NEED TO PAINT THAT any clearer for you - it's time for you to maybe leave 😅😜
And y'all, here I am this WHOLE time sitting in this Dr office in this dreaming like state and all of a sudden with a scare that I felt internally more than I allowed show - the OBGYN from wallago and my husband in tow...
Y'all, my neck hurt I was holding it so long...
Dr immediately looks at me and says
"Yea... I can tell now"
Obviously talking to my baby daddy -
He's dazing out too easily... he needs to keep his mind going or one day..." And y'all he looked at my man AND MAKES THE BREAKING SOUND WITH HIS MOUTH to match the imaginary - end of my fingers being a sword, cutting head off?! Like I'm a gonner...
Who time I'm just thinking I'm hungry & I'm ready to get back to bae with us in my or our recliner lol
The Dr then gets up & I say wait, I have a couple - he cut me off with
"Sweetheart, you don't do ANYTHING BUT REST AWHILE while we figure this all out okay?"
Fully meaning me a gayboy with a buldging piece of me and Mr perfect the Dr said about the size of my fisting hand 😜
BUT that's All I got out of him before he's telling us idek what honestly cuz I was more taken aback by his casual approach but he escaped like he knew I caught that roach didn't have any real approach... Gone like the wind with "back in 2 weeks!" Like what else CAN I say besides "I suppose..."
Jacob now coming up sideways behind me grabbing my hand to help me waddle off the table... We walk out slowly and y'all I tell this man everything I was just thinking and seeing & he called me Tyler Perry , gay Shakespeare or Dr. Suess & Nicholas Sparks rolled into one - and better!
Y'all, I INSTANTLY knew what is finna have y'all STUCKKKK on my next post cuz.... White MADEA? The Mabel Simmons but make it Martha Carter & I'll break character again rq cuz y'all - get me a wig im playing my mans mom for THANKSGIVING & MAYBE CHRISTMAS!! DONT MISS US! Oh who am I kidding 30k views last round? Who could now?? 🤍😘🥰✝️
Possibly very much (un) necessary disclaimer:
I fully understand I can't physically be pregnant but 32k views now -wow 2k more while typing this in views with 675 followers? Some were fully buying the story the episode or the lore & not ever regretting it. 😁😝
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Gayboy Pregnancy Chronicles
This candid narrative offers a deeply personal glimpse into the struggles and resilience experienced by someone navigating complex emotions, spirituality, and identity within challenging circumstances. The author shares raw reflections on imprisonment, faith, and self-perception, which resonate strongly with many readers seeking authentic stories that break social taboos. The vivid recollection of jail life sheds light on the harsh realities faced, including makeshift alcohol consumption, smuggled items, and interpersonal dynamics in confined spaces. These aspects emphasize human vulnerability and survival mechanisms. Spiritually, the author grapples with divine purpose and personal transformation, highlighting the importance of faith in moments of despair. This connection to higher guidance encourages readers to reflect on their own challenges and the role of spirituality in personal growth. The playful yet poignant interaction with the doctor and partner during the pregnancy check-up adds an intimate layer, portraying the blend of worry, humor, and tenderness in navigating medical experiences unique to the author's identity. For readers interested in LGBTQ+ experiences, especially those exploring themes of queer pregnancy and incarceration, this story underscores the value of storytelling as a means of connection and understanding. It challenges societal norms while celebrating authenticity. Future posts teased by the author promise to continue this journey with creativity and emotional depth, inviting a community to follow along. Engaging with such UGC-style content brings awareness to underrepresented voices and fosters empathy towards diverse life experiences.