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fortune cookie reject #5: the mirror argument 🪞

not every fortune is wrong.

some just hit too close to home.

fortune cookie rejects — the bad batch. 🍪

every sunday night.

this week’s pull:

“she knows you rehearse arguments. 🪞”

look closer — there are easter eggs hidden in every one. 👀

collect them all.

— cuffed

#fortunecookie #rejects #badbatch #cuffed #sundayhumor

2025/10/12 Edited to

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