We went to Knotts Scary Farm last weekend for the first time. It was alright. Not really scary. We were hungry hungry from not eating all day so we decided to try a few things. I have been going to knotts since I was younger and we used to get chili cheese fries all the time. It’s been a couple years since we last had some.
Chili cheese fries : the cheese was not warm or melted at all. It was still cold. The fries were alright. Shoestring fries I think. Chili was ok. The picture with the fork…. The cheese was still cold and balled up, the fork broke in my husbands mouth. 3/10
chili cheese baked potato : nothing too special. Cheese could’ve been melted a little more. Very basic but still good. 6/10
Broccoli and cheese Mac and cheese bread bowl : it was very good. The only downside was that the bread was like a rock. 6/10
Funnel cake : can’t go wrong with their funnel cakes. I always get one whenever we go. This was the best thing all night. 10/10
... Read moreSo, about Knott's Scary Farm not being that scary for some... I totally get it! My first time this year, I also felt like it was more 'spooky fun' than truly terrifying. But don't let that deter you if you're looking for a great Halloween night out. It really all depends on what kind of frights you're chasing!
The atmosphere itself is undeniably immersive. The decorations are incredible, seriously pulling you into the Halloween spirit. From the creeping fog that rolls through the midways to the eerie lighting and soundscapes, the ambiance is top-notch. It's less about a jump scare around every corner and more about enjoying the themed zones and the overall spooky spectacle. For me, the 'berry scary' vibe came from the sheer scale of the event and how well they transform the park for Halloween.
While I mentioned it wasn't super scary for me personally this time, I did notice different scare zones had varying intensities. If you're chasing those true frights, the mazes are definitely where the real thrills are at Knott's Scary Farm! We didn't do many this trip, focusing more on soaking in the general vibe and, well, finding some food after not eating all day. But if you want to dial up the fear, the mazes are a must-do.
To amp up the fear factor, I'd suggest going with a group – there's safety in numbers, but also more chances for one of you to get targeted by a monster! Arrive early to hit the mazes before the lines get too long, or consider investing in a Fright Lane pass if you absolutely hate waiting. Sometimes, the sheer volume of people can make it less scary, so having a strategy to navigate the crowds and hit the intense spots is key for a truly 'scary' experience.
And speaking of strategy, let's circle back to the food, especially after my chili cheese fries experience. Seeing that cardboard box filled with shoestring fries, chili, and a generous topping of unmelted shredded cheddar cheese was a real letdown. The cheese was still cold and balled up, which really highlights the importance of choosing wisely when hunger strikes in the middle of all the Halloween excitement. It’s easy to just grab the first thing you see, hoping for a classic park treat, but my experience taught me to manage those expectations.
My best advice for food at Knott's Scary Farm for a memorable Halloween night? Prioritize! If you want something guaranteed delicious, the funnel cake is a no-brainer. It's consistently amazing and a perfect sweet treat to balance out the spooky atmosphere. For savory options, perhaps try something simpler or look for special event-only items that might have more effort put into them. I honestly wish I had scoped out more options instead of blindly going for the classic chili cheese fries, hoping they'd be like childhood memories! While the chili cheese baked potato was okay, and the mac and cheese bread bowl had its merits (if you don't mind a rock-hard bread bowl!), the funnel cake was the undisputed champion.
So, while the 'scary' might be debatable for some, the 'Halloween' vibe and the sheer spectacle of Knott's Scary Farm are undeniable. Go for the atmosphere, enjoy the themed areas, and definitely make a plan for your snacks – you don't want cold cheese breaking your immersion! It’s a fantastic way to celebrate Halloween, even if you’re not jumping out of your skin every five minutes.
I’ve never heard of this. What is knots scary farm?? Sounds a little suspicious haha