WHO TF LIKES PESTO
Dear Company,
I bought pesto from the store ( I know first mistake) and I think this is one of the most disrespectful things I have ever put upon my palette.
It is absolutely horrendous and if I dare say ungodly.
For a sauce supposedly made from fragrant basil, freshly grated garlic, ethically sourced pine nuts, Italian grade olive oil, and cruelty free dairy cheeses this has shown me that getting cheated on with someone’s cousin wasn’t the worst thing that could have ever happened to me.
I hope you feel shame.
Sincerely,
A disappointed hungry customer
#yallneedtoread #foodreview #pestopasta #comedy #lemon8diary
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