Forever single 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Okay, so you guys saw the snippet about my daughter's fake boyfriend prank, right? Well, let me tell you, the full story is even better! As a 'forever single' mom, sometimes you just gotta create your own drama, haha! It all started when I was chatting with a friend, and we cooked up this wild idea. I decided to call my daughter, Jaida, while she was out, pretending to be on a call with a 'new boyfriend.' I literally missed her call and called her back right away, putting on my best 'flirty but trying-to-be-discreet' voice. I started with, 'I know I missed your call, I'm with... well, I'm...' making it sound super mysterious. Then I dropped the bomb: 'I can't do dinner, I mean, I already ate, but I'm taking Jaida out right now to the park.' The goal was to make her think I was on a date and ditching her! The best part was hearing her on the other end. You could literally hear her trying to 'keep it together'! She was probably thinking, 'Mom? On a date?! Who is this man?' I kept going, 'I mean, we could do something tomorrow. I can get a babysitter by then.' The thought of me getting a babysitter just to go out was clearly blowing her mind! Then came the killer line: 'I miss you too, babe, yeah, that's fine, yeah.' I totally leaned into it! I could almost see her face scrunching up. I added, 'When do I ever go out? Exactly! So mommy can go out and have a little...' And then, the ultimate punchline for any teenager: 'No, why no? We're fun! Ha ha, you're a blast! But this is adult time. I don't care. Please, no!' I made it sound like I was brushing her off for some hot new romance. Her reaction when I finally revealed it was a prank was epic! First, relief, then total embarrassment, followed by uncontrollable laughter. We both ended up laughing so hard we cried. It's moments like these that make being a parent so much fun, even when you're navigating the 'forever single' life. Who needs a partner when you have a daughter to prank and create hilarious memories with? If you're thinking of trying a prank on your kids, here are a few tips: Know your audience: Make sure it's something your child will find funny, not genuinely upsetting. Keep it harmless: No pranks that could cause real fear or damage. The reveal is key: Don't drag it out too long. The relief and shared laughter are the best parts! Record it (if they're okay with it afterwards!): Those reactions are gold. These little moments of playful mischief really do strengthen our bond. It's not just about the prank; it's about sharing a laugh and reminding each other not to take life too seriously. Plus, it gives me some great stories to tell! What kind of funny pranks have you pulled on your family?











































































