Astarion
Astarion hates clowns! 🤡 #bg3 #bg3astarion #dungeonsanddragons #fun
Okay, so who else saw that initial post about Astarion and clowns and just had to know more? As a fellow Baldur's Gate 3 enthusiast, learning that our favorite vampire spawn, Astarion, has such a visceral reaction to clowns is just peak character development, isn't it? I mean, he's an elf with white hair who usually exudes such refined disdain, but clowns? That's his breaking point, apparently! It really got me thinking about the whole circus storyline in Act 3 of BG3. You know, with the Circus of the Last Days and the missing clown parts? It’s absolutely brilliant how the game lets you experience his genuine discomfort firsthand. He's not just mildly annoyed; his dialogue makes it clear this is a deep, almost primal aversion. The idea of him on stage, possibly in some ridiculous costume – even just the thought of him in clown makeup with those red and black accents – is enough to send shivers down his spine. He truly sees clowns as a horror, not just a joke, and that's incredibly telling about his past and his need for control and dignity. And let's be real, this intense reaction is part of why so many of us either become total "Astarion simps" or, occasionally, find ourselves thinking, "ugh, I hate Astarion" just for a moment before remembering why we adore him. Whether you're obsessed with his witty remarks, his dark past, or even just his impeccable style (those nails! his choice of a subtle necklace!), his personality generates such strong feelings. His red and brown armor might look menacing, but his fear of clowns reveals a wonderfully unexpected vulnerability. It's moments like these that make him such a complex and beloved companion. He's not just a pretty face with an amazing character arc; he's got these quirky, relatable (or hilariously unrelatable) fears that just add layers to his already intricate personality. So, next time you're adventuring through Faerûn, spare a thought for poor Astarion and his ongoing battle against all things clownish. It's truly one of the most amusing details about him!
