🌸 Is that Vince Vaughn? Or Steev-o 💩

💌 Brand: Unique flavor of Khaotic 🎀

On my momma. Each time this lady decides to try something new, or gets curb stomped into the ground by life she makes it backkkkkk! 🥊🥊

⭐️Overall rating: -3.14 ⛏️/10: Like this restaurant is not giving any spice…

The chef’s really said oh you want Orange Chicken?

Nah imma give you the dung beetle special for 300$

— would not go again—

💗 Type of Relationship: Scatter brained, but endearing…. Heart of an Angler fish… (finding Nemo) the scary one that tried to make the plot end…

💗 Red/Green Flags: Red flag…. Tries things not once, not twice, but until almost ceases to exist… Green flag… Always down.

💗 What I Learned: If you’re not scaring everyone around you into doing better than you’re not doing it right. If the skin on the back of someone else’s neck doesn’t immediately crawl with fright then try another tactic! Give therapy a shot! Oh and never I mean never take credit for the that thing… like nah rewrite the story so delusional that the “bad guy” is the hero in the end 💙💕🥊Santorini #roomtour #beautyfinds #embracevulnerability #Lemon8Diary SR Coffee Co.

2025/5/5 Edited to

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