I was a Bad 😞 Child 🚸

I will be the first 🥇 to tell you, I was definitely a BAD CHILD 🚸, and I'm not 🚫 gonna use my environment for an excuse, for my actions, I think 🤔 the Devil 👿 hung out in my spirit because the things I done wasn't just mischievous they were mean spirited, .....such as my neighbor was working under the hood of his car 🚗.and I took lit firecracker and threw it underneath his car 💥 it scared him so bad he hit his head on the hood and if he would have caught me, while chasing me, he would have spanked me good, back then neighbors could discipline children it was excepted just like, Principals in school 🎒 could paddle 🏓 you, yep, I been paddled a few times, whuppings didn't' last at home 🏡 no longer than the pain, and I was right back at it again, I used to take the cradle of empty bottles from behind the store 🏪 and sell.them to another store for 5¢ a bottle for return deposits, yep, I threw a lit firecracker 🧨 at this Man 👞 feet who was sleeping 😌 on the porch, didn't know he had served in the Army 🪖, he pulled his knife 🔪 out on me, and told me, you are lucky I didn't gut you like a red snapper 🐟 right out of Winston Lake, you better quit messing with people Son, ..what ended my shenanigans, and mischievous ways, was a fall 🍂 from a 30 foot tree 🌲 in our front yard, I was showing out in front of my sister's friend's by climbing all the way to the top, I could see every roof in our neighborhood, my foot slipped off a limb, and I fell from the top hitting every limb, bird nest, leaf 🌿 and finally the ground, just a puff of dust, like a cartoon, yep, learned my lesson the hard way... 😂 I limped for days, nothing was broken ⛓️‍💥 but my spirit... 😂