Eeyore lover !
My husband is probably terrified to take me anywhere there’s even a 50/50 chance of an Eeyore sighting… because he knows I will immediately transform into an unhinged 4-year-old in the checkout aisle.
Like I’m talking full meltdown energy:
“BUT I NEED HIM 😭 I DON’T CARE IF I ALREADY HAVE 12 KEYCHAINS AND ZERO SELF CONTROL!”
Logic? Gone.
Budget? Disappeared.
Dignity? Left the chat.
And the worst part is I KNOW I don’t actually need it… but in that moment I become a tiny emotionally unstable collector of unnecessary sadness donkeys.
So yeah… he just looks at me like:
“Do we really need to risk public embarrassment over another stuffed Eeyore?”
Yes. Yes we do. Probably. Definitely. Don’t test me. 😌🐴#eeyorelove #eeyorefan #heismyfavorite #disneyadult #eeyoremysoulmate


















































































