Is a severe condition !
Good evening team, after careful reflection and several emotional support snacks, I’ve decided I may need to call out tomorrow due to a serious medical condition: waking up every morning and realizing I am not at Disney.
Unfortunately, my symptoms include:
extreme disappointment
hearing imaginary parade music during circle time
dissociating while cutting construction paper
and referring to the classroom as “the villain origin story building.”
At this point, if I hear one more child yell “TEACHERRRRR” before 8:30 am, I may simply fast pass myself into another dimension.
Please respect my privacy during this difficult time as I mourn the fact that instead of eating Mickey waffles and living my best princess life, I will once again be fighting for my life in a toxic Pre-K jungle armed only with a dry sarcasm and some coffee. #prekteacher #disneyadults #iwanttobeatdisney #disney #sendhelp
Thank you for understanding. 🫶
As a fellow educator, I deeply resonate with the feeling of waking up and wishing to be anywhere but the classroom—especially somewhere as magical as Disney. The blend of exhaustion and humor you share truly captures the emotional rollercoaster of teaching Pre-K. I've personally experienced moments where the classroom really does feel like a 'villain origin story building,' especially during those chaotic early morning hours when a chorus of 'TEACHERRRRR' echoes before the day officially begins. Imagining parade music playing in the background during circle time isn’t far-fetched; sometimes, creating that mental escape can be the only way to get through the overwhelming noise and constant demands. Like you, coffee often becomes our lifeline, powering us through the relentless energy of young children. It's important to remember that these feelings—disappointment, dissociation, and even sarcasm—are signs of how taxing this profession can be, especially when we’re also mourning the loss of personal time and joy. Taking moments to acknowledge these feelings, perhaps through sharing with a community of fellow teachers or indulging in small comforting rituals (yes, even emotional support snacks!), can provide some relief. For anyone reading this who relates, I encourage finding little ways to inject joy into the day—whether it’s a Disney-themed storytime, a quick snack break imagining Mickey waffles, or just a few deep breaths before the next round of crafts and chaos. You're not alone, and your dedication to your students, even through your exhaustion, truly makes a difference.

it's called a wellness day. you have to care for your mental health sometime