It’s truly heartwarming how dedicated my naysayers are. Some of y’all watch me like I’m Netflix with no subscription fee. 🙃

You doubted me, but never missed me. You questioned my moves, but somehow always knew every single one of them. At this point, I feel like I owe you a performance review. Or maybe a loyalty card?

Let’s be honest — if I sneezed wrong, you'd write a think piece. If I blinked too slow, you'd start a thread. I could trip and you'd analyze the angle of my fall like it's a Zapruder film. 😭

But hey, I get it — when you're shining, some people can't help but squint. So to my dedicated audience of skeptics, thank you for tuning in. Your obsession is noted, and your views are helping the algorithm. Thanks ❤️ #unbothered #keepwatching #staypressed #AsGodBless #divineprotection #foryoupage #fyp