Hamlet: Master Avoider 🚫
HAMLET: “Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn’t allow it! **open book** 4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell NO ONE; 5:30, Jazzercise; 6:30, dinner with me, I can’t cancel that again! 7:00 wrestle with my self loathing…I’m booked! Course if I bump the loathing to nine, I can still be done in time to lay in bed and stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness….BUT WHAT WOULD I WEAR??”
Hamlet’s what we call a “master avoider” and will stop at nothing to not enter into any potential interactions with his evil stepdad.
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