Impulse dinning…
have u ever gone to get breakfast for absolutely no reason?? like, not hungry, not craving anything, just pure ✨impulse✨
and then halfway through waiting you’re like… why did we do this
then the food shows up and it’s tragic
eggs? tasted like they lost a custody battle.
coffee? bitter water with commitment issues.
water?? might’ve been siphoned from a public pool.
but hey, the server was sweet so i tipped 25% for my suffering 🫶
honestly, the biggest red flag was us thinking this was a good idea in the first place 💀
2025/10/6 Edited to