I’ve made it to Lemon8!!
Believe it or not, but I am a professional ancient dragon slayer and a champion watermelon eater. Legend has it that I once fought a T-Rex for a London Fog and won. I may or may not own a time machine (long story, don’t ask) and am frequently mistaken as an employee when visiting a bookstore. When I’m not traveling through the land of make believe I can be found talking to trees, contemplating how to write a serious bio, rolling critical failures with polyhedral dice, riding my motorcycle, and teaching my animals how to throw a proper tea party.




























































