have you ever

sat on the toilet so long after taking a dump that it dries up on your skin?

that's how slow i think this thing is going, n it's probably because you're too busy liking or celebrating the smell of your own stink or are immune to it like karens are, they don't think that their crap stinks or enjoy that it does n they think they're immune to the consequences.

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if you have gotten up immediately, then you have common sense to know that crap stinks n the stench of it intolerable, so you have sense enough to keep going; you don't a sign from me, you already know.

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