Applying to be an Avenger after Infinity War 🤣

Okay, so you've seen my 'application' for the Avengers, right? After that whole Thanos snap fiasco, the team definitely needed some fresh blood. But seriously, what would that job interview even look like? I've been thinking about it, and it's not just about super strength or flying. Imagine sitting across from Captain America, or maybe even a resurrected Iron Man (let's dream big!), and they're asking about your 'experience with intergalactic threats.' My first thought was, 'Do civilian heroics count?' Then there's the whole 'files of the living Avengers' and 'the deceased Avengers' that you'd likely encounter during the onboarding process. Talk about an awkward moment! You'd have to know exactly who's still around and who... isn't. It's not just about filling a spot; it's about honoring those who fell. I'd imagine the interview would involve a deep dive into your psychological resilience. Can you handle seeing half the universe disappear and then come back? Can you cope with the monumental responsibility? It's not just a physical battle; it's a mental one too. And what about the 'job description'? It probably goes something like: 'Seeking highly motivated individual with exceptional (or latent) abilities to defend Earth and potentially the cosmos. Must be a team player, possess strong moral compass, and be proficient in crisis management, alien combat, and surviving impossible odds. Benefits include: occasional global travel, access to cutting-edge technology, and the undying gratitude of billions (if you succeed). Disadvantages: high risk of personal injury, property damage, and existential dread.' Sounds like a blast, right? I mean, after the snap, the remaining Avengers were picking up the pieces. They'd need people who could not only fight but also help rebuild trust and hope. Maybe they'd even have a 'team-building exercise' where you have to disarm a Kree bomb while simultaneously mediating a dispute between Rocket Raccoon and Groot. Just a typical Tuesday! And let's not forget the paperwork. I bet even S.H.I.E.L.D. had nothing on the Avenger's HR department post-snap, especially with all the new regulations for interdimensional travel. My personal take? You'd need a strong sense of humor, too. How else do you deal with saving the world on a regular basis? Maybe my application stood out because I brought snacks? A little humor goes a long way, especially when you're facing down cosmic threats. So, if you're thinking of applying, start practicing your quick wit and brush up on your galactic geography. And definitely, definitely know the difference between a Kree and a Skrull. It could save your life – and your job!