Episode 1
Welcome back to Things I Have Strong Opinions About Despite Having Absolutely No Qualifications Whatsoever.
Today’s topic: sharing a bed.
Wildly overrated.
At some point, society decided the ultimate symbol of romantic commitment was two adults spending eight hours fighting over blankets while one of them snores and the other one lies there developing resentment.
I have my own bedroom.
My own bed. My own blankets. My own temperature. Nobody breathing directly into my face.
And somehow we’ve decided this is the unusual arrangement?
I love you.
I just don’t know why that means you need to be unconscious six inches from me every night.
Anyway, I have no qualifications in marriage counseling whatsoever.
I do, however, sleep extremely well. 😆
Separate bedrooms: relationship red flag or absolute luxury? #opinions #strongopinions #lemon8forbusiness
















































