she was flying off the mountain when I got here
I swear, every time I load up Skyrim, I know I'm in for an adventure, and not just the kind the quests promise. More often than not, it's the unexpected, physics-defying moments that truly make a session unforgettable. Just last week, I was trekking up the Throat of the World, minding my own business, when a giant decided to try out for the Dragonborn Space Program. One swing, and my poor character was launched so high I genuinely wondered if I'd hit the moon. It was one of those 'when you've had enough' moments where you just have to put the controller down, stare at the screen, and then burst out laughing. These 'mountainous experiences' are practically a rite of passage for any Skyrim player. Who hasn't tried to scale an impossible cliff face on a horse, only for the horse to defy gravity, clip through rocks, and then suddenly plummet to its doom, leaving you stranded? It's a classic. I've had mammoths glitching through the ground, dragons doing aerial acrobatics that would make Alduin blush, and NPCs just spontaneously deciding to embrace their inner bird and take an unplanned flight off a cliff. Each time, it's a mix of 'Oh, come on!' and 'Well, that's Skyrim for ya!' Sometimes, these glitches are genuinely frustrating. You're deep into a dungeon, almost at the boss, and then a random physics bug sends you flying into an inescapable corner, forcing a reload. Or your follower decides to stand directly in your line of fire for the tenth time, and you just want to yell 'Forget Skyrim, I'm done!' But then, you take a deep breath, reload, and find yourself back in the thick of it, because despite all its quirks, the game just pulls you back in. The sheer unpredictability is part of its charm. I remember one time trying to fast travel to a distant location in the mountains, only to load in mid-air, plummeting towards a rocky death. My character screamed, I screamed, and then I respawned, none the wiser, ready to try again. It's a testament to the game's enduring appeal that we don't just 'forget Skyrim' when these things happen; instead, we compile mental highlight reels of our most bizarre encounters. These aren't just bugs; they're features, adding character and endless replayability. So, if you've ever felt like throwing your controller after a particularly egregious ragdoll moment, or cheered as your horse somehow scaled a vertical cliff, you're not alone. These 'mountainous experiences' and the hilarious, sometimes infuriating, ways characters and creatures interact with the environment are what make The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim a legend. It's the kind of game that constantly reminds you that while you might be the Dragonborn, you're still subject to the whims of its wonderfully chaotic physics engine. And honestly, wouldn't it be less fun if everything just... worked perfectly all the time? I think not. These are the moments we truly cherish, even if they make us briefly want to "forgetskyrim" and everything within it.