Local horror scene: female spotted building
Sources confirm; nails were hammered, correct use of tools, safety protocol in place. Updated at 11.
**COMMUNITY ALERT – B.O.L.O. (Be On the Lookout)
Subject: Suspected Witch (FEMALE. INDEPENDENT. POSSIBLY HANDY.)
Description:
• Last seen assembling furniture without a man present
• Carried her own groceries in one trip
• Allegedly fixed a leaky faucet while listening to a podcast on trauma healing
• Witnesses say she “seemed unbothered” and “too calm for a Tuesday”
Known Aliases:
– “That Girl Who Doesn’t Need Help”
– “Miss Fix-It”
– “The One Who Left His Broke Ass”
– “Her Royal Highness of Sanity”
Warning Signs:
– Smells faintly of eucalyptus and reclaimed power
– Has been heard muttering spells like “I can do it myself” and “I don’t owe you a damn thing”
– Owns both a toolbox and a library card
– May travel with a black cat or emotional detachment
If spotted, do not engage.
She will not explain herself.
And she absolutely will not show mercy.
Report sightings to:
WITCHWATCH HQ
Dept of No Man’s Labyrinth
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