I had to crop the photo, but this is from my scissor folder on my phone and it has over 12,000 images of scissors.
I need six hundred sixty six followers to actually follow me and to send me a pair of scissors, that way I can use more of my professional job money for doing things like eating and buying toilet paper and you can just mail me your junkie scissors so that I can use it for content and if I'm lucky build an immunity to any future pandemic or illnesses, whether designed or discovered.
I know that you're not supposed to talk about the cousin to hemp on here, but I just enjoyed a lot of of the cousin to hemp on my back porch and it is helping me relax and also I'm really hungry and my body is locked to the couch from super silver hays and agent orange from the classically known tall and skinny, mostly grown outdoor cousin to hemp. It is hugely stimulating to most people, but for me, it gives me clarity of mind, it turns my brain into a super computer, and it allows my body to rest and heal after a very physical eight hour day of work.
I know that this is an absurd account, intentionally. Just a couple old hags, obsessed with scissors and scissoring.
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... Read moreHaving a collection of over 12,000 images of scissors isn't just a hobby; it's a unique way to connect with everyday tools that tell stories of craftsmanship and utility. Scissors come in countless varieties—from precision razors to vintage shears—each with its own character and history. Collecting and photographing these tools provides both a creative outlet and a way to appreciate design nuances often overlooked.
In my day-to-day life, this passion pairs with my unconventional relaxation methods. Using strains like Super Silver Haze and Agent Orange, which are known for their uplifting and clarifying effects, helps me decompress after demanding physical work. These strains, often grown outdoors and recognized for their stimulating yet restorative properties, offer me mental clarity and physical relief simultaneously. It’s interesting how substances related to hemp can help unlock a heightened state of awareness or relaxation depending on the user.
Engaging with others who share this fascination is important to me. I'm hoping to gain followers who might contribute to my collection by sending me old or unused scissors; this not only supports my content creation but also builds a community around shared interests. Beyond the fun, it’s a reminder of the ways communities form around even the most niche objects and how these connections can make life richer.
On a lighter note, I often joke about scissoring and how this obsession seems absurd, but it reflects a genuine appreciation for the small details in life and an intentional way to find joy beyond everyday stress. Whether it’s the sharpness of a razor blade from the 'Razor Blade GRAN' type or the feel of well-crafted scissors, these tiny moments build up into a larger narrative of mindfulness and creativity that I love sharing.