The generation that killed napkins
If being "the generation that killed napkins" is wrong, I don’t want to be right. 💅✨
Apparently, my $18 avocado toast is the only thing standing between me and a three-bedroom Victorian with a wrap-around porch. 🥑🏡 Who knew mashed fruit on bread had the power to collapse the housing market? 🤡 Since rent is officially "I have to sell a kidney," I’ve decided my financial plan is just vibes and iced coffee.
My current net worth is 3 succulents (one is definitely dying), a burning desire to ignore my student loan statements, and a participation trophy that I’m still waiting to exchange for legal tender. 🏆💸
If you need me, I’ll be over here making a 10/10 PowerPoint while simultaneously having a 0/10 breakdown because I have to call the doctor. 📞📉 Stay unhinged, besties. ✌️✨
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