Some of y’all have walked out of a session with me like, “Ugh, I didn’t like what she said.” Baby, you just got a spiritual PELA — a POW POW straight from Spirit. And that’s perfectly fine. I’m not here to win a popularity contest. I’m here to drop truth bombs and help you get your life together. Sometimes that truth hits like a slap from your spicy tía who absolutely does not play. 🍍
I might come off rude, bitchy, or just plain savage. And guess what? That’s okay. Because what you think of me? Ain’t none of my business.
I’m not in this work to coddle egos. I’m here to teach you how to believe in your damn self and tap into those juicy superpowers hiding under all that self-doubt. And no — I don’t go hard every time. I read the energy. I give you what’s needed, not what’s wanted. Because like I always say:
“What you want is human. What you need? That’s divine, baby.”
Some of the most powerful people weren’t everyone’s cup of cafecito — and they still lit fires and changed the world. That’s all I’m doing: transforming hearts and souls one day at a time. In the human race, the spiritual race, and the emotional marathon we’re all running together.
🗓️ MARK YOUR CALENDARS:
✨ Magic Manifestation Year 5 — Dark Feminine Archetype Series
Friday, May 15 | 8 PM EST
🌑 New Moon Community Ritual
Friday, May 15 | 9 PM EST
🎉 CCCADI Harlem, NY — 50th Anniversary Celebration
Saturday, May 16 | 10 AM–6 PM
I have limited availability for May, so don’t sleep on it. New services are live at all price points — because healing should be accessible, not just bougie.
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Whether you work with me or someone else — always follow that beautiful intuition of yours. Even if it leads you away from me. I honor that.
But if you do roll with me?
Thank you for f*cking with me. I love you for it. 🍍
Ashé, Mama Vida 🍍
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From personal experience, embracing spiritual guidance that cuts through the noise can be both challenging and enlightening. The honesty that comes with a 'spiritual PELA'—a powerful message straight from the spirit—may initially feel like a shock, but it often serves as the catalyst for profound growth. I’ve found that working with someone who shares truths directly, even if it feels tough or a bit harsh at times, ultimately builds stronger self-belief and resilience. This approach reminds me of the saying from the article: "What you want is human. What you need? That’s divine, baby." It highlights the important difference between our desires and the deeper guidance we need to evolve. Participating in events like the Dark Feminine Archetype Series and New Moon Community Rituals can also deepen this connection to our inner power and spiritual path. Healing should be accessible and inclusive, something Vida emphasizes by offering services at various price points—making spiritual wellness attainable for everyone. I've learned that allowing yourself to receive guidance from a spiritual teacher who may come off as savage or blunt isn’t about ego; it's about transformation. The empowering aspect comes from realizing that self-doubt can be replaced by tapping into inner 'juicy superpowers.' If you're considering a spiritual journey, I encourage you to follow your intuition wholeheartedly—even if it leads you away from a teacher or path. Trusting yourself is the ultimate lesson. And if you choose to work with a guide like Vida Valdes, prepare for a journey filled with honesty, soul work, and a community that supports your growth with fierce love and unapologetic truth.