🙌🏽💅🏽 Listen boo… not everybody needs to be giving you spiritual advice. Especially when it’s unsolicited like, “Ma’am, did I ask you for that chakra readin’ while I was just tryna get my cafecito?!” 💀😂

Let me say this loud for the people in the back: Your intuition? It’s not broken. You ain’t gotta beg the Universe for a sign when your gut been screaming at you since day one.

You’ve got a whole divine squad—guides, ancestors, angels, or whatever you call ‘em—trying to link up with you. Your job? Tune in. Not tune in to everybody on TikTok tryna “read your energy” for clout.

Even if you don’t believe in higher powers, that feeling? That pull? That energy that had you at the right place at the right time? That’s alignment, baby. That’s intuition. That’s you being a whole-ass frequency.

Now I know some folks don’t like that I’m out here handing out free 99 spiritual clarity like I’m your abuela giving out plastic-covered couch wisdom—but I’m not gatekeeping. Never have, never will.

If you wanna get deeper with your intuition? I got a webinar.

If the same drama been circling your life like Mercury retrograde on repeat? Book the session.

But trust—your intuition is already in the chat. 👀

Not everyone deserves to be reading you. Check their energy. Check their receipts (aka testimonials). Check how long they’ve really been in this game. And most importantly—check in with YOUR squad. If they keep guiding you to someone, that’s the signal.

Trust that before you trust a stranger with a pendulum, baby.

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... Read moreHave you ever received unsolicited spiritual advice that just didn't sit right with you? I've definitely been there, and let me tell you—it's essential to trust your intuition above all else. Our gut feelings are often the first and most honest signals we get from our inner selves or, some might say, our divine squad including spirit guides, ancestors, or angels. Sometimes, though, it’s easy to get distracted by outside voices, especially on platforms like TikTok, where many claim to “read your energy” but might only be seeking clout. From my experience, tuning in to your intuition means more than just listening to random advice; it's about feeling aligned with your own energy and timing. For instance, I’ve noticed that when I follow my gut, even simple things like being in the right place at the right time just seem to fall into place naturally. That’s the magic of alignment and being on your unique frequency. Something that’s helped me a lot is developing a practice of checking the 'energy' behind the advice or the advisor—looking for genuine testimonials, how long they’ve been practicing, and most importantly, what my inner circle says about them. If multiple trusted people point me towards a certain guide or resource, that’s usually a strong signal that it’s worth exploring. Also, the message about being cautious before trusting strangers with tools like pendulums really resonated. Spiritual guidance is personal and sacred; not everyone deserves that level of trust. Learning to discern who to listen to is a journey but a necessary one to protect your energy. If you’re like me and sometimes feel stuck with repetitive life challenges—like that ever-annoying Mercury retrograde vibe—I found that joining webinars or sessions specifically focused on honing intuition can deepen your relationship with your inner voice. It provides clarity and a stronger connection to your own frequency without getting lost in external noise. In short, embrace your intuition, respect your own frequency, and don't be afraid to set boundaries with unsolicited advice. Trust yourself first—your intuition really is "already in the chat."