Mine’s a dominance move
Once you’ve been with someone 3 years, the “I’m a perfect human” facade goes out the window. But my approach to bodily functions is extra. I don’t sneak to the bathroom or pretend it never happened. I march to the opposite side of the living room, lock eyes with my guy and let it rip.
Last week, we were watching Netflix, I ate way too many bean tacos. Boom, gas emergency. Instead of hiding, I stood up, did a little dramatic spin and faced him dead on while it happened. His reaction: screaming, laughing, and throwing a pillow at me, then immediately retaliating with his own “dominance burp.”
Look, if you can’t laugh at each other’s gross human moments, what’s the point? For me, it’s not just about being comfortable, it’s about establishing who’s the real gas queen. Couples, spill the tea! Do you play it coy or embrace it? Who’s the reigning champ of bodily function dominance in your relationship?
Opening up about bodily functions in a relationship can be challenging for many, but it also marks a unique level of intimacy and trust. After spending a few years together, most couples realize that maintaining a 'perfect human' image is unrealistic and even less important than sharing authentic moments. Embracing natural acts like burping or passing gas, rather than hiding them, helps break down barriers and promotes a relaxed atmosphere. Studies show that couples who can laugh about their bodily functions often report higher satisfaction in their relationship, as it reflects a strong emotional connection and mutual acceptance. It also creates a playful dynamic that keeps the relationship lively. For example, engaging in friendly 'dominance burp' competitions or cheeky gas acknowledgments transforms potentially embarrassing moments into bonding experiences. The image of who claims the title of 'gas queen' or 'burp king' in a partnership can add a lighthearted way to celebrate closeness and shared humor. This candid approach encourages communication and helps partners feel more comfortable in their own skin, fostering deeper acceptance. However, every couple has their own comfort threshold. Some may choose coyness or discretion, while others find joy in embracing the raw reality of human biology openly. Ultimately, sharing these natural moments without shame can reinforce companionship and help partners enjoy each other’s true selves without pretenses. Couples trying to navigate this balance can start by openly discussing their boundaries and reactions to such behaviors. Setting a tone where humor and respect coexist ensures these moments don’t become a source of discomfort but instead strengthen the connection. Whether it’s a dramatic spin followed by a gas emergency or spontaneous playful retaliation, these interactions often become cherished memories. So, who’s the reigning champ of bodily function dominance in your relationship? Sharing your stories not only brings fun but also normalizes these human experiences, encouraging others to feel more comfortable and connected in their own relationships.
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