Soldier duties
Dear Diary,
Today’s episode of “91B Life: The Chronicles of Oil and Chaos” featured a very special guest star — my wristwatch.
There I was, being the capable mechanic goddess I pretend to be, crouched under a vehicle, ready to drain the oil like the professional I am (most of the time). Sitting there unscrewing the plug (yapping might I add) then boom oil ALL OVER MY WATCH. But on the bright side, now I’ve got a reason to buy a new band.
Moral of the story: remember the safety brief, kids — remove jewelry before vehicle surgery.
— Grease-stained but unbothered,
Tandy, the Forgetful Mechanic 🛠️⌚🫡#91b















































































