... Read moreOkay, so you've seen the buzz, right? Colonel's Favorite Jellybeans, boasting flavors like fried chicken, sweet corn, and even gravy, have been popping up everywhere, and I knew I had to get my hands on them. Honestly, when I first saw that bag with Colonel Sanders himself on it, my brain just couldn't compute – KFC in jelly bean form? It sounded like the wildest thing since... well, since those infamous Bean Boozled candies!
My initial thought, like many, was 'Ew, no way!' But for less than $3, as I spotted them in a store aisle alongside other impulse buys, curiosity absolutely won. I mean, how could I not try them? I grabbed a bag, ready for either a hilarious disaster or a surprisingly unique treat.
Let's break down the flavors, because this is where it gets really interesting.
First up, the Fried Chicken flavored jelly bean. I took a deep breath. It actually smells... vaguely savory? Not exactly like fresh fried chicken, but it has this underlying umami note. The taste? It's bizarre. There's a subtle, almost MSG-like savory hit, followed by a hint of something vaguely meaty, and then... sweetness. It's a true head-scratcher. It doesn't taste bad in a rancid way, but it definitely doesn't taste like chicken I'd want to eat. It's more of a conceptual fried chicken flavor.
Next, the Sweet Corn. This one was a pleasant surprise! It actually tastes quite a lot like sweet corn. It's sugary, with that distinct, slightly starchy, sweet vegetable flavor you get from corn on the cob. Compared to the fried chicken, this one felt much more 'normal' and palatable for a candy. It’s certainly the easiest of the three to enjoy.
And finally, the Gravy flavored jelly bean. Oh boy. This one was... an experience. It has a definite savory, almost peppery base, reminiscent of a gravy packet. But then, again, the sweetness kicks in. It’s like a sweet-and-savory dance party in your mouth, but not necessarily a good one. It's deeply unsettling because gravy is fundamentally savory, and adding that sugary candy element just throws everything off. It's not as offensive as some Bean Boozled flavors (no rotten eggs here!), but it's certainly not something I'd crave.
So, are these Colonel's Favorite Jellybeans worth trying? Absolutely, for the novelty factor alone! They make for fantastic conversation starters, hilarious gag gifts, or just a fun way to challenge your taste buds. Imagine giving these out at an Easter party or as a stocking stuffer – the reactions would be priceless!
While they might not replace traditional fruit-flavored jelly beans in my pantry, they definitely offer a unique adventure. The fact that they're so readily available in many general stores, usually in the candy or seasonal aisles, makes them an easy pick-up if you're feeling adventurous. They're a testament to how far candy innovation (or madness!) has come. If you're into trying weird and wonderful food items, or just need a good laugh, go grab a bag and tell me what you think!
from Target?