I'm taking a selfie outside because I organized my fridge by food group this morning and I needed fresh air and witnesses.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "If I End Up Like My Sister Please Euthanize Me" because my sister has been organizing her fridge by food group since 2019 and I just did it. voluntarily. without being asked. on a saturday. for fun.
it started with the fridge. but last week I also alphabetized my bookshelf. and the week before that I made a spreadsheet for my grocery list. A SPREADSHEET. my sister has spreadsheets for everything. I made fun of her for years. now I have one. for groceries. with formulas.
my friend said "you're not your sister." I said "I have a tab for produce and a tab for pantry items and the formulas auto-calculate my weekly spend." she went quiet.
once the spreadsheet has formulas it's too late.
what's the first thing you did that made you realize you were becoming the person you swore you'd never become















































































