Awkward Question: What’s The Secret?

god, I wish somebody would've told me when I was younger all bodies aren't the same I stopped eating what a bummer cant have carbs on a hot girl summer if I could go back and tell myself when I was younger I'd say "pst" I know Victoria's secret girl you wouldn't believe she's and old man who lives in Ohio makin' money off the girls like me cashin' in on body issues skin and and big b**bs (not sure if you're not allowed to say it) I know Victoria's secret she was made up by a dude