My coworker... his pants in the office
We were just chugging through a totally normal workday, just mid afternoon lulls and keyboard clacks. Then suddenly, a loud, panicked yell burst from a couple cubicles over. It was my coworker, a guy in his early 30s, and let’s just say he’d had an unexpected and humiliating accident, he’d soiled himself right there at his desk.
The mess soaked through his clothes and into the office chair, and I heard whispers that some had even gotten on the floor. The whole team had to clear out while the janitors deep cleaned his space, and his mom ended up coming to pick him up to save him from any more embarrassment. It’s been ages since it happened, but I still catch myself thinking about that chaotic, cringey moment every now and then, who wouldn’t?











































































Can’t even imagine how he felt. My rule with stuff like this? Never bring it up again not even in private whispers. Dude’s already been through enough.