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if the virgin mary was a bug would you honor her?

Blessed art thou amongst spiders, and blessed is the fruit of thy egg sac 🕷️

( i made this because my pet spider Topsy had eggs, and she may or may not have babies, and i love her. this is my PET. so please keep that in mind when commenting on joke posts like this )

#virginmary #spider #arachnid #jumpingspider #christianity

2025/9/23 Edited to

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also this is Not Ai this is just me photoshopping things badly

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