So I just learned that if you pick up a squirrel and you hold it next to your ear, you will hear what it sounds like to have a squirrel attacking your face. #squirrel #animals

I might not be a cowboy but…save a horse you know what I mean?

I'm not usually really big on board games but you know one I really really love is one where people put meat, cheese, fruit and crackers on a board I love that one I'm really good at that one #charcuterieboard #dadjokes

I got an email today from the assumption club and the subject line says I think we know why we’re all here… #dadjokes #laughs

#dayinmylife

I have this friend he owns an upholstery company. And his nephews all playing around and digging around in the in the shop and he falls into the upholstery machine. But it's okay it's okay he's fully recovered now. #upholsteryjokes #dadjokes #notreally #itsajokerelax

So I have this friend and she decided that she's like #vegan or whatever and I swear it's like I've never seen #HERBIVORE #dadjokes

You know how like you walk walk by those buildings and they have the bulletin boards or whatever. I saw this one. It said And I was like, I wonder if they'll see any new faces tonight #plasticsurgery #bulletinboards Boise

Hey everyone, I'm excited to share a few quirky and interesting facts about myself with you all! #gettoknowme

What do you call a cougar that has gotten so old that they need hearing aids?

In six months from now, you're going to either have six months of excuses or six months of progress. Liquid Lounge

So I have this friend, something about an eccentric. He talks to his garden plants. Yeah, Jack and the beans talk. #EccentricFriend #TalkingToPlants #JackAndTheBeanstalk #gettoknowme Boise