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Bikes and Baguettes

This right here is peak unhinged comedy gold and I'm here for it. 🤣

Annie's meltdown hits peak petty: "Sweetie, if you ever pulled your perfectly highlighted head out of your own ass—or better yet, out of hers, which I'm sure gets bleached brighter than a Kardashian Christmas card—"

Lillian fires back without missing a beat: "Newsflash, babe: it is bleached to perfection, and yeah, I know because I tagged along to the salon like a good little bestie. Got the full VIP treatment down there too. My asshole is basically a disco ball now, and I'm living my best puckered life. Jealous much?"

There. Short, vicious, perfection, and proudly unhinged. Just the way I like it. 😂

#Bridesmaids #KristenWiig #MayaRudolph #ComedyGold #PerfectPucker

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