They said 'every vote counts,' but I don't think that includes those ones.⚰️🗳

#PoliticalHumor #DarkHumor #Satire #Elections #VotingHumor

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I don't really buy into the "mind over matter" thing,

but I do think doing and saying things over and over can totally change how we think without us even realizing it. #TwoWolves #Neuroplasticity #Mindset #SubconsciousMind #MentalHealthMatters

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Flip your phone to solve the mystery of forecast. 🔄📱

#DadJokes #WeatherMemes #MuggyAF #PunIntended #Humor

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Kuato: "Open your mind."

Leftists: "Open your mind." Me: Sorry, I don't play make-believe. Facts don't care about your delusions. #Politics #Conservative #MAGA #Trump #Liberal

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A historic, grim reality that stands as a warning for all time:

would-be conquerors face harsh punishment. #VladTheImpaler #DarkHistory #HistoryBuff #MedievalHistory #HistoryLesson

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Always proofread your incantations, folks. Spelling errors in Moria have some

seriously crappy consequences. #LordOfTheRings #LOTR #LOTRmemes #Gandalf #Balrog #YouShallNotPass

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Banning firearms to fix gun crime is a lot like taking motor vehicles away from

everybody to deter drunk driving fatalities. 🤔 Actually, it’s just like that. #PersonalResponsibility #Logic #Guns #2A #SecondAmendment

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Moderators and Factcheckers be like ☝️🫨

#Flock #FlockCamera #ALPR #DeFlock #DeFlockAmerica

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Jessica: "You don't know how hard it is being a woman shaped the way I am.

B1 Droid: "Roger Roger... does not compute." #StarWarsMemes #RogerRoger #WhoFramedRogerRabbit #JessicaRabbit #B1BattleDroid

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Some people just need a little help finding their proper direction in life.🫪💢🫷

#PushInTheRightDirection #Relatable #DarkHumor #Sarcasm #DarkHumorMemes

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He didn't pay the technician the $50 "tip" and it's time to impound his gear.

📺😈 #TheCableGuy #MarvelCable #90sNostalgia #JimCarrey #CrossoverMeme

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MWHAF: Making the White House accident free since January 20, 2025

#Politics #Trump #Conservative #MAGA #Biden

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"Step to the left, state your order, and do NOT make eye contact." 🥣❌

#NoScoopForYou #ComfortFood #SeinfeldMemes #90sNostalgia #NextInLine

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"If the dinner rush comes, beep me." 📟🍽️

#BuffetTheDinnerSlayer #AllYouCanEat #90sNostalgia #FoodComa #BuffyMemes

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🎵 [insert uplifting orchestral fanfare here]

#MayTheForceBeWithYou #StarWars #Jedi #Horse #StarWarsMemes

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"Let's head on over to Shady Acres and get ourselves some nuts!" - Ace Ventura

🐶🐱🕵‍♂️🥜 #NationalGrabSomeNutsDay #August3rd #AceVentura #JimCarrey #MemeOfTheDay

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When you thought the phasers were set to stun but they were set to regret. 🚀💩

#StarTrek #CaptainKirk #TOS #CaptainsLog #StarTrekMemes

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IMHO, the gre@t repl@cement is real,

but the biggest threat is coming from AI, not immigrants. **Disclaimer: No AI was used in the making of this meme.** #AI #PoliticalMemes #Politics #Trump #MAGA

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I don't know what her problem was my whole outfit depends on the weather 😅

#DatingFail #DatingHumor #WordPlay #DadJokes #PunyJunk

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They came for the dust; they stayed for the flesh. 🤖💀

#RobotVacuum #RobotApocalypse #RoombaChronicles #HorrorComedy #DarkHumor

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