Gotta show little kids which team to root for, and what color to wear to be at your fashionable best! Including black no show socks and black shoes. 😉 #miamidolphins #finsup🐬 #oldman #maninblack #whatever

When you aren't in the mood to socialize too much when you're at a crowded bar, you find a corner and make faces. 😅🤷 #tipsy #oldman #introvert #kickball #whatever

I thought Daisy was a duck? It's cool she can be a Dolphin too! #iykyk #daisy #finsup🐬 #whatever #🫶🫶🫶

Orange and black is the new cool look, right? 😁 #ootd #autumnvibes🍁 #orange #whatever #🫶🫶🫶

Sometimes, treating yourself to a Blizzard, especially with a new flavor, is necessary. #hurt #blizzarddairyqueen #treatyourself #whatever

Snoopy hasn't let me down before. #heavyheart #hurt #patience #whatever #thenextchapter

I realized mid conversation today that I still refer to myself as being in my early 40s. The reality is I am one month away from turning 47. That ain't early 40s. 🤦🤦 #oldman #47isthenew40 #delusional #whatever #meanit

Yeah, I'm pretty much over my job every day around 4 pm. #worklife #stress #ineedavacation #whatever #meanit

A lot has happened this week, with more coming on Monday. It's so irritating that when a lot is happening both physically and emotionally, the energy just isn't there on a summer Saturday. #oldman #tired #hotaf #whatever #missingyou

Too many online/system outages for this old man today. Made the work afternoon pretty lousy. My new pillows are much more comfortable. #oldman #worklife #nap #whatever #missingyou

Don't mind me. Just getting my mind right for kickball playoffs after a long afternoon of adulting. Music may have been pumped up! #focus #oldman #kickball #whatever #meanit

Wasn't a good omen for a long ass day when I got awoken at 4 am by a hungry cat because he puked his entire dinner up at 10:30 last night on the dining room table. 🙄🙄 #tired #oldman #worklife #whatever #missingyou

Done so much today. On a day off. On a national holiday. Finally sitting down at 2 pm. What's wrong with me?? 😅 #oldman #chores #memorialday #whatever #missingyou

Damn, Publix! I'm already tired after a long day and wanting some dessert, and you bust out a BOGO on these?? 😁 #dadbod #bogo #whatever #thinkingofyou #meanit

Had a fun night out, and as if I didn't already feel old, I was out with my adult son! 🫠 🫶🫶🫶 #dadlife #oldman #badass #home #whatever

What does it say about me that I spent about 5 minutes this morning preparing myself for my work day, and 30 minutes this afternoon to prepare myself for a kickball game? 🫶🫶🫶 #oldman #kickball #gameface #whatever #meanit

Always trying to improve and enhance my communication skills. It's pretty important to make sure those in your life feel heard and seen. #communication #classwentwell #🫶🫶🫶 #whatever #connection

Can I fast forward 12 hours so I am closer to game time and bypass another crazy busy work day?? No? Ok. Cool. 🫶🫶🫶 #kickball #oldman #worklife #whatever #missingyou

I've been here over two hours and watched a tarp with puddles on it. I guess the benefit was a free jersey in my size, and a happy son who also got a jersey. #oldman #baseball #raindelay #whatever #meanit

The good news is the sun made for a really cool look on this selfie. The bad news is I had to stare into it for an hour while playing. No matter. We won 8-0 and I played my best game of the season! #kickball #sunshine #whatever #missingyou #want youatagameagain