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Suddenly the phrase "I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat" flashed in my head.

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... Read moreถ้าใครกำลังหา “รูปหน้ากวนๆ” ไว้ลงสตอรี่/โพสต์ให้เพื่อนขำ หรืออยากได้ฟีลแบบ “กูไม่ได้ท้อง กูแค่อ้วน” (สายแซวตัวเองเบาๆ) เราว่ารูปแนวแมวอ้วนๆ หน้าทะเล้นคือใช้ได้ดีที่สุด เพราะแค่หน้าก็เล่าเรื่องแล้ว ไม่ต้องพิมพ์เยอะก็ฮา ไอเดียรูปหน้ากวนๆ ที่ใช้แล้วเวิร์ก (โดยเฉพาะแนวแมวตลก): 1) หน้าบึ้งใส่กล้องแบบไม่ตั้งใจ: จังหวะที่น้องแมวทำหน้าหงุดหงิด/เบือนหน้าหนี หรือมองหางตา จะได้อารมณ์ “ไม่แคร์โลก” เหมาะกับแคปชั่นสั้นๆ เช่น “ไม่ได้ท้อง แค่อ้วน” หรือ “ขอพื้นที่ให้พุงหน่อย” 2) หน้าตื่นๆ ตอนโดนเรียกชื่อ: ถ่ายตอนกำลังหลับแล้วสะดุ้งตื่น หรือหันมามองทันที ภาพจะออกมากวนๆ แบบธรรมชาติ เอาไปทำมีมได้ดีมาก 3) มุมกล้องกดจากด้านล่าง: มุมนี้จะทำให้หน้าดูกลมขึ้น ตาโตขึ้น แก้มแน่นขึ้น (แมวอ้วนคือชนะ) เหมาะสำหรับคนที่อยากได้รูปสายฮาแบบ “ทำไมเหมือนท้อง…แต่จริงๆ แค่อ้วน” 4) โคลสอัพจมูก/ปากแบบใกล้เกิน: ลองใช้เลนส์ 0.5 หรือเอากล้องเข้าใกล้อีกนิด จะได้หน้าบานนิดๆ กวนๆ เหมาะกับโพสต์แนว #แมวตลก #funnycat มาก ทริคถ่ายให้ได้ “หน้ากวนๆ” แบบไม่ต้องพึ่งดวง: - ใช้โหมดถ่ายรัว (burst) แล้วค่อยไปเลือกเฟรมที่หน้าตลกที่สุด - ถ่ายตอนน้องกำลังเลียปาก หาว หรือทำหน้ามึนๆ หลังตื่นนอน - ใช้ขนมล่อไว้ข้างๆ กล้อง แต่ไม่ให้ทันได้กินทันที จะได้สีหน้าหงุดหงิดนิดๆ แบบขำๆ ไอเดียแคปชั่นให้เข้ากับรูปหน้ากวนๆ (หยิบใช้ได้เลย): - “ไม่ได้ท้อง แค่อ้วน (และภูมิใจด้วย)” - “หน้าตึงเพราะไม่ได้นอน หรือเพราะหิวก็ไม่รู้” - “อย่าทักว่าพุง ทักว่าความน่ารักก็พอ” - “โหมดกวนๆ เปิดอัตโนมัติ” สุดท้าย เราว่าความสนุกของรูปหน้ากวนๆ คือความธรรมชาติ อย่าซีเรียสมาก ยิ่งเป็นรูปแมวอ้วนๆ ที่ทำหน้าทะเล้นนิดๆ ยิ่งมีโอกาสโดนแชร์ต่อ ลองเลือก 1-2 มุมที่เข้ามือ แล้วถ่ายบ่อยๆ เดี๋ยวก็ได้ช็อตตำนานไว้ใช้ลงได้ยาวๆ

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