Everyone wants to date an author
People want to date an author until we speak about when we are in love. 🤣when we speak about a person who hurt us , now we steadily drag out their death ( my favorite part, cause why would you ever in life think to play with me)
I literally speak on my partner. I feel like this shows that I love that person dearly and also too, I’ve written a chapter about an ex and he came up missing ( in the book 🤣🤣🤣)’
Just a suggestion ; FIND SUMN SAFE TO DO CAUSE PLAYING WITH ME ISNT SAFE.
Dating an author is often romanticized as being charming and exciting, but the reality can be quite unique and sometimes intense. From my experience, when you date someone who is a writer, you quickly learn that your relationship might become inspiration for their next story. This means that moments of love, hurt, and drama often don’t just stay between you two—they might end up immortalized in prose. This can feel flattering at first, but it also comes with a playful warning: if you hurt the author, don't be surprised if you mysteriously disappear in their work! Writers have a knack for turning personal experiences into creative content, which can be both an emotional outlet and a form of subtle revenge. As the OCR text humorously points out, "Everyone wants to date an author until... we write about you & you come up as a character that comes up mysteriously missing." It’s a cheeky way of saying that authors take their storytelling seriously, especially when writing about people they've deeply felt about. Being involved with a writer also means living with intense emotions and moods since many authors, like the Cancer sign mentioned, are deeply sensitive and passionate. They channel their feelings into their writing, which can be cathartic but sometimes overwhelming for their partners. It’s important for anyone who dates an author to understand and respect this dynamic. On the bright side, dating an author can enrich your life with vivid stories, deep conversations, and a unique perspective on everyday experiences. Just make sure to "find something safe to do," as the author advises humorously, because playing with their emotions is not safe territory! From personal insight, this mix of creativity, sensitivity, and intensity makes dating an author an adventurous journey full of surprises, love, and sometimes, literary mystery.








































































