Cat holding Santa hostage

A top-down view of two people's legs and feet, one in white shorts and sneakers, the other in red pants and white sneakers. Text overlay reads: 'if you want to grow old together stop doing these 10 things'.

A person is seen inside a car, looking at their phone. Text overlays discuss 'Waiting for them to read your mind' and 'Keeping score' in relationships, with explanations for each point.

Two hands are clasped on a table with drinks, possibly in a restaurant. Text overlays discuss 'Avoiding hard conversations' and 'Interrupting or shutting down their feelings' in relationships.

How to Grow Old Together

We used to think love was all about effort and time. But we learned the hard way that sometimes, it's what you're still doing that's slowly breaking the bond. Tiny things. Daily things. Habits you don't even question until they start making love feel heavy. If you want to gro

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Gut-Approved Fruits That Fix Constipation 🍌

Let’s be real for a second… nobody likes feeling bloated, backed up, or like your stomach is holding you hostage. Gut health isn’t just about fancy probiotics or supplements — sometimes the simplest solution is right in your grocery basket: fruit. 🍎 Fruits are naturally packed with fiber, water,

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Your Comfort Zone is Holding You Hostage.

Your Comfort Zone is Keeping You Broke, Stuck, & Unfulfilled.” You ever sit back and wonder how the hell you got here? Like, you swore up and down that this year would be different. You promised yourself you’d move, you’d take the risk, you’d stop making excuses. But here you are… still

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A person with dark hair and a red knitted beanie looks at the camera. They wear a two-toned shirt and a backpack with a small white bunny plushie attached.

A close-up shot of a white, fluffy bunny plushie lying on a blue surface, showing its soft texture and pink inner ears.

A hand holds a large white bunny plushie by its ears. The plushie has black eyes, a small mouth, and a pink oval on its belly.

₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎Lee know

Lee knoww 🫶🏽 Our Lee know but he's holding Leebit hostage 💔😭 other than that um cutiee #kpop #skzstay #straykids #leeknow

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What is sea witchcraft?

This is by far the most challenging path I’ve ever walked but I wouldn’t trade it for anything 🌊🧜🏼‍♀️ Hi Sea Stars! My name is Jessie Joi- A practicing sea witch of nearly a decade who works with mermaids and loves cleaning the beach! If I’m not online or swimming in a tail, chances are my cats

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Holding us hostage

#CapCut @💚🐸-Tsuyu-💚🐸 @🩷🌸-Ochaco Uraraka!-🌸🩷 @☆ Izuku- Midoriya ☆

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Water is everywhere 🌊🫧

Here are some ocean connection tips and tricks that may be especially helpful for my #landlocked sea stars! 🌊🫧 #seawitch #mermaid My name is Jessie Joi- A practicing sea witch of nearly a decade who works with mermaids and loves cleaning the beach! If I’m not online or swimming in a tai

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MASSIVE RAMEN & OMURICE SHOP in Santa Clara

If you need a ramen fix, then Men-Bei Ramen in Santa Clara is IT! 🍜🔥 This OG spot has been holding it down for over 20 years, and for good reason. Their ramen bowls are MASSIVE (like, bring-your-appetite big) and all under $20. And if you’re feeling extra hungry, their omurice and soup combo

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I get held hostage everyday. anyone else ?

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Working with Mermaids is Scary 🧜🏼‍♀️🌊

this doesn’t mean I don’t respect them and their domain, mind you, I just don’t fear working with and learning from them, as they’ve always felt like an extension of myself . . . 🧜🏼‍♀️ SWIM BY MY SOCIALS 🧜🏼‍♀️ Instagram: @fablepagan TikTok: @fablepagan Lemon8: @fablepagan Website: Jessiejoi

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⸻ 🌿 Wisdom Wednesday 📜 Message from the Elders “Every goodbye ain’t a betrayal. Some are a blessing.” Too many of us hold on to folks outta guilt, history, or fear of being alone. But sugar, the Elders said it plain: You can’t heal in the same place that broke you. Whether it’s a chil

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The ocean holds many mysteries 🫧🌊

. . Hi Sea Stars! My name is Jessie Joi- A practicing sea witch of nearly a decade who works with mermaids and loves cleaning the beach! If I’m not online or swimming in a tail, chances are my cats or my latest book are holding me hostage! Water is my life, creating my passion, and I am so exc

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It’s good to have friends with fins 🧜🏼‍♀️

Hi Sea Stars! My name is Jessie Joi- A practicing sea witch of nearly a decade who works with mermaids and loves cleaning the beach! If I’m not online or swimming in a tail, chances are my cats or my latest book are holding me hostage! Water is my life, creating my passion, and I am so excited to

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I can’t get enough of these audios bro. Literally holding my gym playlist hostage 😭

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🌷🐥🌿💧🍃🐰

Lmk how you’re celebrating this year and if you need some sea witchsuggestions, head over to my blog! 🌷🌊 . . 🧜🏼‍♀️ SWIM BY MY SOCIALS 🧜🏼‍♀️ Instagram: @fablepagan TikTok: @fablepagan Lemon8: @fablepagan Website: Jessiejoi.com Do you like romance? What about mermaids? My books have both! C

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💕 WEEK 2 — Healing the Heart 💕

💕 WEEK 2 — Healing the Heart 💕 giving you week 2 early Theme Scripture: “He heals the brokenhearted and binds up their wounds.” – Psalm 147:3 Hey Sisters 💖 Welcome to Week 2 of our Faith & Healing Challenge! This week is all about healing from the inside out. 🌿 Many of us have be

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Santa Marta la Dominadora: Beauty and Authority 🐍

I have been waiting a long time to write this piece on Santa Marta la dominadora!! I remember walking into a Botanica one time and saw this statue of her and the statue calling out to me. The statue was of her! Santa Marta la Dominadora (often shortened to Santa Marta the Dominator) is a powerf

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A screenshot displaying multiple Roblox in-app purchases for Robux on October 6, 2025, totaling $53.56, with a red text overlay stating 'He Spent $5K on Roblox... I'm DONE'.

A screenshot showing two sets of Roblox in-app purchases for Robux on October 2, 2025, with totals of $26.79 and additional purchases listed below.

A screenshot displaying multiple Roblox in-app purchases for Robux on October 6, 2025, including various Robux packs and prices, totaling $53.56.

byebye allowance, hello charges

My nephew really thought he could spend $531,600 on Roblox and get away with it! His "I thought it was my Go Henry card" excuse doesn't work when we ALL know that card's been holding $2.12 hostage. Consider his allowance CANCELED and charges OFFICIALLY filed! #FinancialConsequences

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And to think my phone battery keeps getting low from everyone calling and wishing me congratulations 🤣 Thank y’all so much in advance but be checking the timestamps of my videos and you will see say this you people’s bay is the one holding me hostage at this point 😭😅 Anyways, guess who is officia

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A sea witch Instagram

The audio was there with the opportunity and so I took it. What’s on your #seawitch instâgrám? . . Author accounts- 📖 Instagram: @jessiejoiwrites TikTok: @jessiejoiwrites Hi Sea Stars! My name is Jessie Joi- A practicing sea witch of nearly a decade who works with mermaids and loves

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I swear I thought he was still holding the spoon 😭 Now I’m being held emotionally hostage for the crime of nutritional sabotage. #chinchillas #ididntmeanit #fyp #petsoftiktok #funny

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I’M HOLDING YOU HOSTAGE!! And telling you exactly step-by-step how to make yourself some quilted stockings for Christmas. You have 361 days to get these done, so comment any questions you may have, and get to it!! Happy sewing ❤️ #fyp #sewing #sewingtiktok #sewingforyoupage #se

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UPDATED SHORTER ANSWERS ON NEW UPLOAD. 8 AM my girlfriend & I went to security because for the second day in the row with do not disturb sign. The housekeeper has came in and moved thing around multiple times even messed with the intimate items. the day after I’m missing a item so I repo

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Sea Witch Tip

A broken heart means it is capable of being healed. I hope this helps! 🫶🏼🧜🏼‍♀️. . . Hi Sea Stars! My name is Jessie Joi- A practicing sea witch of nearly a decade who works with mermaids and loves cleaning the beach! If I’m not online or swimming in a tail, chances are my cats or my latest boo

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You’re The Problem In Your Life

A lot of you guys have so much potential but you are in your OWN WAY! 😩 You want the husband but you’re still ranting about how terrible men are. You want more abundance but call yourself broke and moving in lack. You want the freedom but literally holding yourself hostage in a mental jail cell🥲

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utility company are holding us hostage

##UtilityScam #PowerToThePeople #StopTheGreed #MonopolyExposed #HighBillsLowMorals #EnergyInjustice #RantAlert #TruthTalk #CorporateGreed

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The Stubborn Stall of Potential

Energy meant to create, build, and move can sometimes twist into stagnation. What starts as steady determination can become rigid control, hesitation, or wasted effort. Are you spinning your wheels, working tirelessly yet going nowhere? Are fear and over-caution holding your opportunities hostag

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cat: slay 🐱 me: clay

this isn’t a selfie this is a hostage situation

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WIP

I may be sick, but this trend is holding me hostage #drv3 #danganronpa

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I want to be where the people aren’t 🧜🏼‍♀️🤣

. . . 🧜🏼‍♀️ SWIM BY MY SOCIALS 🧜🏼‍♀️ Instagram: @fablepagan TikTok: @fablepagan Lemon8: @fablepagan Website: Jessiejoi.com Do you like romance? What about mermaids? My books have both! Check them out below! The Turning Tides 🌊: https://amzn.to/3M7xDxW Author accounts- 📖 Instagram: @j

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Where my 6AM girlies at?!

Because teach meee 😩 right now I’m on a “whenever my body decides to wake up” schedule 😭 I love the idea of early mornings, candles lit, coffee brewing, journaling before sunrise… but chile, my bed be holding me hostage 😴✨ Drop your morning routine tips below because I’m tryna be that girl again

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Stop holding me hostage at your table plz #jokes #povcomedy #servertiktok #serverlife #comedyskit

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Holding him hostage is crazy 😂 #daddysgirl #toddlertok #kidssaythedarnestthings #relatable #blowthisup

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BECAUSE WHAT IS LIFE WITHOUT A CAT NAMED T’CHALA?

T’Chala do too much!! I can’t do anything without him being there! This includes my bathroom breaks😶‍🌫️! He sleeps in our bed, like sir how much more comfort and attention can I give you?! He is OBSESSED with chasing movement on a screen! It’s crazy funny though! He takes his top flight security

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A title card 'Wings or a Tail? The Siren & Changing Form' features a bird-like Siren, a mermaid, and a wave graphic against a stormy sea and sky background.

Text on a torn paper graphic reads: 'Sirens, the mythical seductresses of the deep, whose songs held prophecies and caused sailors to crash their ships upon the rocks.' The background shows a stormy ocean.

Text on a torn paper graphic states: 'Though there is no denying the Sirens deadly beauty, there is still a wide debate if they are half bird, or half fish.' The background shows a stormy ocean.

🖤Siren Song🖤

The image of the Siren has been shapeshifting throughout history. While it’s easy to get lost in the debate of her appearance, there is a greater lesson to be learned in the nature of her changing in the first place 🧜🏼‍♀️🖤🌊 . . . 🧜🏼‍♀️ SWIM BY MY SOCIALS 🧜🏼‍♀️ Instagram: @fablepagan TikTok: @

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Sometimes it’s not your hair that’s the problem— it’s your regimen. Our hair thrives on routine care, not quick fixes or random products. Without structure, your strands, and your scalp, never get what they actually need and you’re stuck trying to figure out what the problem is. Most people g

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Trust the water and its spirits

And sign up for my newsletter for a free guide to working with them, plus tons of exclusive offers! . . Hi Sea Stars! My name is Jessie Joi- A practicing sea witch of nearly a decade who works with mermaids and loves cleaning the beach! If I’m not online or swimming in a tail, chances are my ca

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These habits were costing me too much 😮‍💨

Protecting your peace isn’t about being perfect… it’s about being intentional. ✨ I had to learn the hard way that I was exhausting myself by keeping habits that only drained me. The truth? Your soft life will never feel soft if you’re constantly over-explaining, saying yes when you don’t mean it

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At this point the caves are finding me 🧜🏼‍♀️🫧

. . Hi Sea Stars! My name is Jessie Joi- A practicing sea witch of nearly a decade who works with mermaids and loves cleaning the beach! If I’m not online or swimming in a tail, chances are my cats or my latest book are holding me hostage! Water is my life, creating my passion, and I am so ex

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3 things I learned

1.) Leaving them in Gods hands means that you trust God to do what only He can. We cannot say or do anything to change anyone. It is only God in us, who can do the heavy work. Your person doesn’t need to depend on you, they need a full experience with The Lord. periodt. 2.) Forgive your spouse &a

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Day in the life of a mom who’s used to coming home to some type of noise in the house… even my maintenance days been different 😩 Missing my kids soooo bad… meanwhile they out living their BEST lives with their grandmas & god mom 😭 It’s been a MINUTE since I got a real break — usually at least ONE o

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An outdoor scene with a bridge overlooking a park, a body of water with a fountain, and buildings in the background under a blue sky. The text overlay reads "Letting Go Without Final Words."

A person's lower body wearing black shorts and sneakers, standing on a patterned floor in a hallway. A text overlay describes the initial belief that closure comes from others.

A person's lower body wearing dark pants and patterned sneakers, standing near outdoor patio heaters. A text overlay explains realizing closure is self-created, not given by others.

I Thought I Needed Closure

I used to think closure meant a perfect final conversation where everything was explained, where I was finally seen, where the pain made sense. But that moment never came the way I imagined it. Either the words weren’t enough, or they never came at all. So I had to stop waiting. I had to stop hold

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hidden calorie bombs that holding me back

#weightlossandfatloss #weightlosstipsandtricks #weightlossjourney #weightlosstips #caloriecounting

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Mermaid book recs 🧜🏼‍♀️

Hi Sea Stars! My name is Jessie Joi- A practicing sea witch of nearly a decade who works with mermaids and loves cleaning the beach! If I’m not online or swimming in a tail, chances are my cats or my latest book are holding me hostage! Water is my life, creating my passion, and I am so excited to

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These Sodalite bracelets been holding me HOSTAGE for almost a year 😭💀. So I’m doing a Buy One, Get One FREE deal cause they gotta GOOOO !! 💙 #BOGOSale #CrystalBracelets #Sodalite #HealingJewelry #CrystalStack #BuyOneGetOneFree #CrystalTok #BlackOwnedBusiness #DisabledBusinessOwner

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Writing as my Coping Skill🤍🖤

A violet flame reflected a water in me my pulse still loses her footing in. My ribs are hollowed out hoping to make space for dead things to come back to life. FOOLISH LITTLE GIRL… Wishes don’t come true unless you give something up. Teeth sharpen themselves against my tongue. “I know.” A par

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Strictly satire but I couldn’t resist the sketch

Do you like romance? What about mermaids? My books have both! Check them out below! The Turning Tides 🌊: https://amzn.to/3M7xDxW Author accounts- 📖 Instagram: @jessiejoiwrites TikTok: @jessiejoiwrites Hi Sea Stars! My name is Jessie Joi- A practicing sea witch of nearly a decade who works

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Monthly periods are insulting

Having to menstruate every single month is offensive. Biologically, it makes zero sense why a monthly cycle that wastes so many resources? If any other condition left half the population crippled 25% of the time, it’d be a national emergency. It’s violently unfair. I’ve spent 10 years bedridden,

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Already establishing myself as local folklore 🌊🧜🏼‍♀️

Do you like romance? What about mermaids? My books have both! Check them out below! The Turning Tides 🌊: https://amzn.to/3M7xDxW Author accounts- 📖 Instagram: @jessiejoiwrites TikTok: @jessiejoiwrites Hi Sea Stars! My name is Jessie Joi- A practicing sea witch of nearly a decade who works

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