The suspect list has one name. It’s been the same every time. #smallpets #caughtintheact #sus #heknows #notinnocent

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Pretty sure they keep track of the contract. Every week we go through the same process: 3 rounds 3 handshakes each 1 snack per round #petroutine #tinyboss #fluff #exoticpet #chinchillasoftiktok

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Pumpkin gave up fighting a long time ago #chinchillalove #smallpets #pets #unbotheredking #brother

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This wasn’t in the care guide. Davy is somewhere between a bat and a bad decision. #smallpets #chinchillalife #chinchillalove #newbehavior #pets

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This wasn’t part of the original design. But neither is whatever this is. #petbehavior #sleepingbeauty #chinchillalife #riskcontrol #petslife

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Yesterday: “Aww Pumpkin fell asleep in the dust bath 🥺” Reality: they were stuck. This is their regular dust bath routine: go in together, roll at the same time, get stuck at the same time. #bathtime #petbath #chinchilladustbath #chinchillas #fyppppppppppppppppppppppp

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I was warned. ✋ #sassy #chinchilla #smallpets #fyp #weirdpets

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Pumpkin has the fastest sleep timer I’ve ever seen. One second he’s awake… I turn the camera for a few seconds… and suddenly he looks like a Victorian painting. I genuinely don’t understand how this is comfortable. #sleepingtips #sleepingbeauty #chinchillas #fyp #smallpets

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Grenade has been making these little squeaky noises a lot lately, especially when I’m not near the cage. Naturally, I thought: “Oh… he wants attention again.” So I walked over to give him some pets. Apparently the correct response was to stand there and admire him. Not touch him. Good

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There is a second floor. There are tunnels. There are plenty good hideouts Instead, he jumps back on my lap. To complain in person. #chinchillas #funnypets #forbidden #fypシ #petlife

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I thought I was organizing. Turns out I was revealing state secrets. Maybe I should start worrying. #criminalmind #exoticpets #chinchillasoftiktok #movingday #caughtintheact

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Grenade already had his snack. We were just trying to enforce snack equality. He’s fine. He still got his snack. But we are no longer in charge of security. #accident #petparent #chinchillas #petslife #creatorsearchinsights

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People ask how I can tell when they’re mad and not just sleepy. They don’t forget. They don’t miscount. They don’t hide. They disengage on purpose. Pumpkin knew exactly how many snacks he had already received. He came back only for the remaining two. Then he turned his back. I still

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Rich most of the time: System lag detected… Rich watching Dennis play Hades II: Suddenly: 120 FPS. #petbehavior #chinchillas #gamer #hades2 #computergames

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It started with Pumpkin. Grenade enrolled willingly. Rich was supposed to be my last defense. Now I have three certified dying poets in this household. Pumpkin University is no longer a concept. It’s an institution. #petbehavior #smallpet #funnyanimals #chinchillalife #chaotice

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Closing the second floor door should’ve taken 2 seconds. It did not. #illegalparking #smallpetsoftiktok #petslife #chinchillas #petpersonality

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That look was personal #petwithattitude #chinchillasoftiktok #chinchillas #petpersonality #chinchillalife

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I pet a dog today. #betrayal #scentcheck #pov #chinchillas #chinchillasoftiktok

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when the fluff is still stacked, but the brain is slowly coming back online. #sleepyanimals #sleepingbeauty #chinchillalife #angel #fyp

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I can’t even explain how badly I want to squeeze in. #memoryfoam #bestcusion #sleepingbeauty #pets #chinchillas

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