Christmas is expensive, life is expensive, and wouldn't it be nice to have another stream of income coming in? 👀 I'm looking for a few more people to join my Farmasi team and start earning from their phones. No sacrificing family time required. Comment CHRISTMAS and I'll tell you what I'm doing! 🎁

Everyone panic buying because apparently we need to be prepared to survive 72 hours… meanwhile, my brain is just hoping this means we’re about to get those COVID-era gas prices back. If we're going to have empty shelves again, I at least want $0.89/L gas and a reason to drive around for no reason.

She knows approximately 7 words to this entire song but has the confidence of a 47-year-old man singing karaoke after 9 beers.🍺 😂

Halloween is tomorrow. My husband is one Christmas decoration away from filing for divorce. Anyway, who’s ready for Christmas?! 🎄😂

POV: Your husband thinks Christmas decorations magically appear in December, but you know damn well the only way to decorate properly is to start ordering from Temu in October and sneakily introduce one new item into the house every day. 😂🎄 Ladies, the Christmas decorating season is upon us. Hide

42 lbs down, more energy, less food noise, and finally starting to feel like ME again. 🥹❤️ The girl from last October was doing the best she could with what she knew at the time. This isn’t about hating who I was — it’s about being proud of how far I’ve come. 🫶🏼 A consistent Farmasi supplemen

Nobody warns you that potty training has a NIGHT SHIFT. 😭💀 Because apparently being a mom means you’re already working overtime… and now you’re changing sheets at 2 AM, doing extra laundry, and surviving on whatever sleep you can get. 🫠 We wanted to make nighttime potty training less overwhel

“What are you and your husband up to this weekend?” Girl, we’re enjoying our mortgage. 💀😂 In THIS fucking economy, date night is walking around the house appreciating the $400,000 subscription we can never cancel. 🏡😭

Imagine making extra income without missing out on the little moments that matter most. No second job, no sacrificing family time — just building something of your own, on your own schedule. 📱✨ Girl, if you’ve been wanting extra money for Christmas, to pay off debt, or just to breathe a little eas

Moms, can we PLEASE make bedtime a little less stressful?! 😅🩷 Between finding the exact right stuffed animal, getting the blankets just right, playing the correct music, and making sure the room is the PERFECT amount of dark… bedtime is already a whole production. 😂 The last thing we need is

Me: “I’m so sick of shift work. I want a NORMAL 9-5 life.” 😩 Also me, at Costco on a random Tuesday at 10:37 AM, walking straight to the checkout while the 9-5 girlies are fighting for their lives in the trenches… Actually, I LOVE my job. I’ve never loved anything more. I will be clocking in

POV: Your 3-year-old is being raised on Napoleon Dynamite and The Dukes of Hazzard instead of Cocomelon. 💀😂 She’s gonna be the only kid in preschool asking if they have any tots and yelling “GIT-R-DONE” before she can even spell her own name. 😭🤣 WE DON’T RAISE IPADS KIDS IN THIS HOUSE. WE RAI

Happy Emergency Nurses Week to all my fellow ER nurses 😂💀 If you really want to show us appreciation this week, don’t send flowers… PICK UP A SHIFT. We’re begging at this point. 😭😂 #EmergencyNursesWeek #ERNurse #NurseHumor #ERLife #nurse

POV: You refuse to spend $50 on a Halloween wreath at HomeSense, so naturally you spend $100 on supplies to make one yourself… 💀😂🎃 Then popped a Vyvanse and turned into a one-woman Halloween factory until that bitch was DONE. 💅🏻🖤 Girl math. ADHD math. Craft girl math. It all makes sense in my

POV: The influencers are in yachts in LA, but somebody’s gotta keep the economy humble in a $0.00 paddle boat in Nova Scotia 😭💀🚣‍♂️ My husband said luxury lifestyle… just with a Canadian Tire budget. 🇨🇦 #novascotia #lake #la #c

🎄🚨 GIRL, THERE ARE ONLY 77 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS! 🚨🎄 And if the thought of paying for Christmas presents, groceries, bills AND everything else has you STRESSING… girl, let’s talk. 👀❤️ What if instead of stressing about where the extra money is going to come from, you started earning it from yo

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6 months ago, my friend told me to try her silly little supplements… and I finally decided to listen. 😂👏🏼 And GIRL. HERE. WE. ARE. 🤯👇🏼 ✨ 40 lbs DOWN ✨ The food noise that used to live rent-free in my head? SO much quieter. ✨ More energy than I’ve had in YEARS. ✨ Feeling like ME again. 🥹❤️

POV: Your husband says he has a song that makes him think of you, so you’re expecting a cute, romantic moment… 🥹❤️ THIS MAN REALLY PRESSED PLAY ON “CRAZY BITCH” BY BUCKCHERRY 💀😭😂 Not a love song. Not a slow dance. Just a public service announcement about my personality. 💅🏻🤣 Anyway, somebod