POV: I pitched a company what might be my favorite content series idea I’ve ever come up with… and now I’m sitting here trying not to get emotionally attached to a partnership that doesn’t even exist yet. 😂 The odds? Probably slim. My level of delusional optimism? Astronomical. So while we

Replying to @Guineapigmomma @Uncommon Goods Shop said “reuse the box.” Challenge accepted. Now I’ve reused the box, the pieces I cut off the box, and I’m dangerously close to convincing myself I’m an inventor. 😂📦 #momlife #parentinghack #crafty #recycle #summersurvival

@Uncommon Goods Shop this my official submission for the next box redesign. We have to add: ✨ The Couch Potato Tablet Viewing Station™ ✨ We’re only one week into summer break and we’re already operating in full survival mode over here. No shame. 😂 #recycle #parentinghack #momlife #s

I made the ultimate Prime Day rookie mistake and ordered everything right before the deals started. So naturally I did what any financially responsible, slightly unhinged Prime member would do… I reordered everything on sale and now I have approximately 7,000 returns to deal with. 🫠📦 Did I

Replying to @Jenn Camera eBay update because I genuinely don’t know what I’m supposed to do here… I’m stuck in this weird limbo where: • I don’t have the cameras • I’m out a decent amount of money • The seller says it’s a FedEx issue • eBay says it was delivered even though the seller ackno

If this video found you, consider it your sign: Trade in your subpar husband and get yourself a step wife. 😂 Mine is currently saving my butt so I can finally get my car to the mechanic without having to clone myself, coordinate 17 schedules, or sacrifice a small village. 10/10 recommend.

This whole “From Softball Swing to Golf Swing” thing has gotten wildly out of hand. 😂⛳️ Apparently we’re buying golf clubs now. (Still not my fault.) @DICK'S Sporting Goods sponsor me and this series 🙃 #golftok #beginnergolfer #golfseries #girlgolfer

Michael from Virginia… are you out there?? Do you have my cameras? Cause I have your watch 😭😭😭 #ebay #ebayfail @ebay #ebayfinds #virginia

Looking for an Etsy witch with a very specific set of skills… 🧙🏻‍♀️ I need the owners of our favorite Maine rental to answer my messages before we are stuck with the backup house. 😭✨ I’m TERRIFIED they are going to finally respond when it’s too late. #manifesting #etsywitch

I have definitely drank far too many cans in a day just because I love it so much. But I’d rather not play with fire anymore so please @Red Bull @Red Bull USA 🙏🏻 #redbull #redbullgivesyouwings

My children truly have FLAWLESS timing. Really wonderful, impressive actually. It’s a gift 🤦🏻‍♀️ #momtok #momlife #momproblems

I’ve somehow ended up golfing 18 holes for my best friend’s bachelorette… despite never golfing a single day in my life. 🫡 Current concerns: ⛳ Embarrassing myself. 🏌🏻‍♀️ Accidentally launching a club farther than the ball. 💀 Using my softball swing and snapping one of the girls’ very expensiv

Every parent says it goes by fast. You nod because you know they’re right… But then one day your baby starts talking about turning 8, and somehow it feels impossible. I swear she was just this tiny yesterday. 💜 #Momtok #momlife #mamasgirl

Episode 2 of Confessions of an Exhausted Shopaholic 📦 Minor setback… Jason wasn’t supposed to be home today, but now he is. The packages are arriving. There will be witnesses. Pray for me. 🫡 #marriagehumor #shopaholic #retailtherapy #girlmath

What a humbling realization that was. 😂💀 #YouCantHurtMyFeelings #ChildhoodLore #CoreMemory #neurodivergent #adhd

No one prepares you for how emotional it is watching your baby accomplish something she worked so hard for. 🤍 and if you listen closely at the end, you can hear my heart explode. 🥹 #dancemom #dancerecital #proudmom

I guess it’s time for me to check in on Reborn Baby TikTok again… #reborntiktok

📢 Calling all game night fanatics #gamenight #girlsnight #bachelorette #bacheloretteweekend