✨ Cracking like a glow stick,Still waiting to glo
POV: The fact that my body cracks like a mother f'ing glow stick.... but refuses to glow is quite rude. 🤣✨
Also me after helping fill up ¾ of a 60~yard dumpster during a massive house purge (even with a couple of friends bringing over stuff) : 💀☠️
My back said "absolutely not." My knees filed a formal complaint. My hips are negotiating new terms and conditions. And my fuautoimmune said FU 🤣😂🤣
Adulting is a scam, but at least a sh** ton of clutter is gone. 😂🏡
Anyone else sore from being productive? 🙋♀️
💪 Team declutter or team "I'll deal with it later"?!?
☕ Follow for more coffee~fueled adventures and midlife shenanigans.
#over40humor #adultingisascam #fuautoimmune #wifemomboss #shopmybestfriendsclosetdacula


























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☕ Recovery plan: coffee, stretching, and pretending I'm 25.