Cheers to surviving another day but wtf was that? Do you love dill pickles? . . . . . #momhumor #texasmoms #funnymoms #momlife #dillpickles

There really is just a layer of satisfaction I cannot explain 🤣🤣 Are you a fan of crab legs? . . . . . #funnymoms #marriagehumor #crablegs #seafooddinner #foodhumor

No sand castles are left standing with this one around 🤣🤣 Do you build sand castles when you’re at the beach? . . . . . #momhumor #funnymoms #thirdborn #toddlermomproblems #thirdkid

You can be overstimulated at home, OR you can be overstimulated on vacation. Choose your overstimulation 🤣🤣🤣 You’re going to be overstimulated anyway, so where would you go if you could pick anywhere? . . . . . #momhumor #funnymoms #parentinghumor #marriagehumor #overstimulat

The vacation prep: -get the nails done -pluck the chin hair -become as smooth as a seal 🤣🤣🤣 And clean the house, do the laundry, prep the food, get the dogs handled, pack the car, pack the kids stuff, grocery shop, pack the adult stuff… so many things to get ready for a vacation!! What

Sorry bananas, it’s gonna be another cheese for me 🤣🤣 What’s your favorite lil snack?? . . . . . #funnymoms #freshproduce #snacktimebliss #cheeseislife #snickysnack

Only got eyes for you, and those eyes say “that’s a wrap” 🤣🤣 Happy Monday fam! How was your weekend? . . . . . #introverthumor #funnymoms #funnyquotesdaily #coffeepour #funnymemesdaily

This week felt very overwhelming, much to be done, and a house renovation on top of that that required us to move out (and then back into) a section of our house, so what did I do instead? Laid down. Doom scrolled. Laughed. Eventually got it done 🤣🤣 What do you do when you’re feeling overwhelmed

It’s the sound of the south, this time of year. The heat gets hotter and the cicadas are louder than Gretchen blessin’ your heart for being 30+ wearing a cheeky two piece swimsuit at the country club. You next! Tell us where you live, without actually telling us! 👇🏼 . . . . . . #tex

The “bad word” jar was implemented ~1 week ago and, so far, it’s up to $2.6 million. 🥴 How’s your summer going? 🤣 . . . . . #momhumor #texasmoms #funnymoms #swearjar #summerwithkids

Listen, I don’t know who needs to hear this but…. the world will be covered in twinkle lights in 6 months. We can do this. Christmas is coming. 😘🎄♥️

Finding out half the box has been ripped open by grubby little toddler hands really is so neat 🫠😂 . . . . . #momhumor #funnymoms #periodtalks #toddlermomproblems #momprobs

Please enjoy this nervous system reset 🌊 Anybody else twitching for a beach day?? . . . . . #beachsounds #wavescrashing #relaxingsounds #beachdays #soothingsounds

Spoiler alert, sis: The grass is green where you tend to it. Focus on your own lawn and get to mowin.

Please don’t engage my factory programming. We grew up close to Jersey and we don’t bless your hearts, in the northeast. 🏊‍♀️🐟 . . . . . #momhumor #texasmoms #funnymoms #momlife #coffeeoftheday

Getting humbled by the humans you birthed and love with your whole being really is a unique experience 🤣🤣 . . . . . #momhumor #funnymoms #thingskidssay #savagereplies #realmomtalk

These are the days. And yes 1000% some are spent in survival mode. Just try not to stay there. Their childhood is for you to experience too; don’t forget to be an active part of it. 🤍 . . . . . . #momlifebelike #motherhood #motherhoodquotes #motherhoodjourney

#ad We have always had a dream of opening our own little shop to put funny phrases on crewnecks and some of our coffee pour quotes on coffee mugs so that yall can enjoy a little laugh ah home with us, but for years, we didn’t know how to go about that (so we just didn’t). BUT we came across Zend

This ain’t a Pinterest house, but it is a lived in, loved on, full of chaos kind of house 👏😂 How would you describe your house? . . . . . #momhumor #funnymoms #messyhouse #honestmommin #messyhousehappykids

Be honest… have you ever bribed your kids? A treat at the end of a family photo shoot they stick out even though they don’t want to? Withholding information about a fun thing to light a fire to get the “have to” tasks done? Screen time if they complete xyz? Or am I the only one using fun summer act