Have we used this audio before? Yes. But when it fits, it fits. Nothing like a cool triple digit day to make you regret all your life choices 🤣 How’s the weather where you are? . . . . . #texashumor #texassummer #summerintexas #itstoodamnhot #marriagehumor

The gamble of eating fruits and veggies right now 🤣🤣🤣 . . . . . #funnymoms #cyclospora #foodhumor #parasite #fruitsandveggies

I swear I’ve given that exact tired side eye 🤣🤣 And to be clear, the toddler was totally fine. She was mad at the golden retriever in the video for lying on the couch. He got up and moved to a different spot and she decided she was fine shortly thereafter 🥴😂 Based on their personality, what d

One things for sure, I’ve got no chill 🤣😬 But to be fair, messes stress me out, so if I can organize and straighten things a bit I’ll be able to rest better and put my mind at ease…. It makes sense to me and so we ride. But catch me crashing out at 7pm because of my extracurriculars 😂 Do

Words felt deeply, I’ll just drown my problems in some ice cream 😅😂 Anyway, if anybody has too much money they don’t know what to do with…. 🤣🤣 . . . . . #funnymoms #moneyjokes #adultinghumor #beinganadult #budgeting

If 36 year old me could tell the 5 year old version of me that was gagging on squash at the dinner table that I’d be *choosing* to play doodoo roulette with parasitic vegetables because I love them so………….. I’d have told me to get absolutely bent and ask what alien life form took over my body.

You can have kids OR you can have your spoons, but you absolutely, positively cannot have both 🤣🤣 And rip to the spoon that met the garbage disposal without me knowing it was in there. Felt like a scene right out of final destination, thought a spoon was going to take me out 😬😂 Anybody else a

Is it silly? Yes. Did it make me belly laugh? Also yes. So here’s hoping it makes you chuckle this morning too How was everyone’s weekend? —— Originally seen on IG: themuffreport . . . . . #funnyquotes #funnymemesdaily #dadjokes #coffeepour #funnymoms

The people pleaser has left the building long ago. Now we speak our mind, even if it ruffles those feathers. What about you? Are you more people pleaser, feather ruffler or somewhere in between? . . . . . #funnymemesdaily #peoplepleasingnomore #lifememes #mommemes #ruffletho

There are two types of people coming back from vacation, and they marry each other 🤣🤣 Which type are you? . . . . . #funnymoms #marriagehumor #marriagecomedy #husbandandwifecomedy #husbandandwifereels

If I seem grumpy, check the kitchen counters 🤣🤣 Anybody else like this? . . . . . #momhumor #funnymoms #messykitchen #messyhouse #overstimulatedmom

We had a builder grade closet completely falling off the wall… it was a MESS…. So we decided to get her a little facelift and YALL, I’m in love. From soft close drawers, to shoe storage, hidden hampers, a garment hanger, hat, tie and belt hangers and a mirror that swivels out… this new closet liter

I definitely do not have the secret to life (or very much of it figured out at all) but have you tried fresh sheets and being in a crisply made bed by 8pm? Life. Changing. Do you like to get to bed early? . . . . . #secrettolife #funnymoms #texasmoms #earlybedtime #li

🥴 How do I even walk the same earth as these coordinated athletes? They’re out here scoring the most technical goals of all time and I’m opening doors into my face. Are you klutzy too? . . . . . #momhumor #soccer #fifaworldcup2026 #remix #funnymoms

Stick with me for more life tips. I mean…did you see what happened to the guys that didn’t have it? Are you a coffee drinker? . . . . . #funnymoms #coffee #dinosaurs #lifetip #asmr

Cheers to surviving another day but wtf was that? Do you love dill pickles? . . . . . #momhumor #texasmoms #funnymoms #momlife #dillpickles

There really is just a layer of satisfaction I cannot explain 🤣🤣 Are you a fan of crab legs? . . . . . #funnymoms #marriagehumor #crablegs #seafooddinner #foodhumor

No sand castles are left standing with this one around 🤣🤣 Do you build sand castles when you’re at the beach? . . . . . #momhumor #funnymoms #thirdborn #toddlermomproblems #thirdkid

You can be overstimulated at home, OR you can be overstimulated on vacation. Choose your overstimulation 🤣🤣🤣 You’re going to be overstimulated anyway, so where would you go if you could pick anywhere? . . . . . #momhumor #funnymoms #parentinghumor #marriagehumor #overstimulat

The vacation prep: -get the nails done -pluck the chin hair -become as smooth as a seal 🤣🤣🤣 And clean the house, do the laundry, prep the food, get the dogs handled, pack the car, pack the kids stuff, grocery shop, pack the adult stuff… so many things to get ready for a vacation!! What