#ad We have always had a dream of opening our own little shop to put funny phrases on crewnecks and some of our coffee pour quotes on coffee mugs so that yall can enjoy a little laugh ah home with us, but for years, we didn’t know how to go about that (so we just didn’t). BUT we came across Zend

This ain’t a Pinterest house, but it is a lived in, loved on, full of chaos kind of house 👏😂 How would you describe your house? . . . . . #momhumor #funnymoms #messyhouse #honestmommin #messyhousehappykids

Be honest… have you ever bribed your kids? A treat at the end of a family photo shoot they stick out even though they don’t want to? Withholding information about a fun thing to light a fire to get the “have to” tasks done? Screen time if they complete xyz? Or am I the only one using fun summer act

Add life back to your time 🤍 . . . . . #yourtimeisvaluable #inspirationalquotes #motivationalmessages #coffeepour #hiddenmessage

This is where I draw the line 🤣🤣 Like I’d do a lot for my kids without batting a single eye, but I will NOT be doing that. I cant, I shant 😂 Anybody else feel the same? . . . . . #momhumor #funnymoms #petpeeve #motherhoodhumor #realmomtalk

His and hers bowls 🤍🤣 Also, information about me you don’t need to know but when I type bowl, my hands want to type bowel and I REALLY have to think about it. Like every single time 😂😂 Which bowl would you choose? His? Or hers? . . . . . #funnymoms #marriagehumor #hisandhers

One thing I didn’t expect with my body changes after having kids…. Like it makes sense, of course, but here I am like dang, mine will never be the same 🤣🤣 What about you? Is there something that changed you weren’t anticipating after having kids? . . . . . #momhumor #funnymoms #rea

Motherhood just has a way 🤍🤍 . . . . . #mommemes #mommeme #motherhoodmemes #motherhoodmeme #motherhoodquotes

He knows just what I like 🤣🤣 Anybody else an absolute sloot for some clean floors?? . . . . . #funnymoms #marriagehumor #funnywife #husbandandwifehumor #robotvacuum

Why am I like this? Where did this stem from? The world will never know, but my best guess is that it stems from the “ermahgerd” meme. Do you know the one?? But now this is the only way we speak “olive oil” when we’re cooking together in the kitchen 🤣🤣 . . . . . #funnymoms #marriagehumor

Ooooor we could let the five minute tasks pile up until we have no choice but to deal with them 🤣🤣 What type are you: get it done immediately? Or put it off until you have no choice but to handle it? Or does it depend on the day/task at hand? . . . . . #momhumor #funnymoms #messyho

As subtle as a billboard in Times Square, truly 🤣🤣 what do you think of my song?? Was it too subtle?? Not clear enough?? 😂 After our second, we were so on the fence on if we wanted another baby or not, then entered number three and I’ve never been more sure that I’m done. It’s been the adventur

I’ll just skip the going outside part thankyew 🤣🤣 Any other introverts out there? . . . . . #introverthumor #melissaimdrunkandoutside #funnymoms #introvertthoughts #introvertsbelike

Social media is fake, it constantly looks like a frat house in my house 😂😂 What’s the state of your house right now? Neat and tidy? Or more fratastic?? . . . . . #momhumor #funnymoms #messyhouse #realmoms #realmomlife

Her little giggles at the end though 🤣🤣 When did the nap time fight start for you with your kiddos? . . . . . #funnymoms #momhumor #twoyearolds #toddlermomproblems #toddlermoms

Anybody else decide your period should be done with no proof it is anywhere near done?! I would be so on board with a text system from Aunt Flo instead of the monthly dance we do 🤣🤣 . . . . . #momhumor #funnymoms #periodtalk #periodtalks #realmoms

It can be hard to remember on those days that just feel 8000 levels of overstimulating, but they get to be loud and noisy and rambunctious and full of life because you made them feel safe enough to do so. You’re doing a great job 🤍🤍 How is everyone’s week? . . . . . #momquotes #parent