If only I knew the things then that I know now. Maybe I could have stopped this freight train from rolling. But ya know, just stop eating eggs 🥴😂 Have you ever been told to manage your diet, stress or sleep better when there was actually more at play? . . . . . #chronicillness #autoimm

Tired of mercury’s shit, I’m in Gatorade now 😜🤣 How are you guys handling the retrograde?? . . . . . #funnymoms #astrologyhumor #mercuryretrograde #mercuryingatorade #retrogrademercury

They’ll call your dreams delusional until they see you making them your reality. Chase them anyway 🤍 What dream are you chasing lately? . . . . . #chaseyourdreams #hiddenmessage #inspirationalquotesandsayings #dontstopdreaming #coffeepour

I must say, I’m excelling at both 🤣🤣 . . . . . #funnymoms #animallover #savagememes #girlhumor #girljokes

My favorite boi to wake up to 🤣🤣 . . . . . #marriagehumor #funnymarriage #marriagecomedy #funnydogreels #husbandandwifehumor

Yeah… the no napping is…. 🤪🥴🫠🫣😂 ya know?? Honestly the hardest part is trying to keep a straight face when we get to the end of the day and she starts deliriously yelling “I’m so f*cking tired!” 🤣 This is my last go with this and she is packing the most punch. How did dropping naps go for yo

Boo-lalalalala makes me happy and who says I can’t?! I make up the rules 🎃🎄😂 . . . . . #funnymoms #readyforchristmas #halloweentochristmas #itstiiiime🎄🎅🏽❄️ #whosays

Clearly he saw the video from the other day regarding the hood going up as the bat signal that a man is sick and took it upon himself to troll me by walking out of our room with his hood on his head. You can hear his proud little laugh in the background if you turn the volume up 🤣🤣 Our love lang

Tragic, but I’ve decided to sprinkle the word chic into it, because why not?! She’s basically a fashionista 🤣🤣 Also it’s the fuzzy slip-ons that really do it for me…. trag-chic just makes it sound so fancy 😂 . . . . . #funnymoms #momhumor #comfyootd #realmoms #realmomstyle

Arguably pretty spooky, if you ask me 👻 I’ve never hoped for something to be wrong more than when I was going through rounds of labs that all came back “normal.” Surprise: they weren’t normal, they just weren’t going deep enough to show what I needed them to. . . . . . #hauntedhousebut

Pretty strange behavior when strangers on the internet stand up for you and people who know you are silent…. 🫣😂 . . . . . #contentcreators #momcreator #creatorlife #contentcreatorlife #funnymoms

He knows it doesn’t apply to him 🤣🤪 . . . . . #funnymoms #marriagehumor #funnymarriage #beingawoman #thatwasalie

It’s time to get out and vote, y’all!! The only choice should be deciding what day to vote, not IF you will vote. Anything else is pretty weird behavior… . . . . . #texasmoms #earlyvoting #timetovote #yourvoiceyourvote #getoutandvote

It’s time y’all! The sun is shining, the polls are open! . . . . . #coffeepour #earlyvoting #hiddenmessage #timetovote #yourvoiceyourvote

Autoimmune disorders out here just really humbling a type A girlie who hates clutter and not having control 🤣🤣 . . . . . #funnymoms #typeapersonality #autoimmunedisorder #autoimmunemom #typeA

I know it’s crazy but maybe… just maybe… just because someone opens their mouth, doesn’t mean they’re looking for advice. Maybe. 🤷‍♀️😂 . . . . . #funnymoms #unsolicitedadvice #hottake #unsolicitedopinions #momhumor

Because what do you mean you haven’t read my mind and telepathically found out that I posted something and you’re not the first like?! 🤣🤣 . . . . . #funnymoms #marriagehumor #instagramhusband #funnymarriage #marriagecomedy

Toddlers are cutthroat y’all. They’re just like, “oh you’re having a bad day? Not as bad as the day you gave me the wrong cup. Now shove it down and open my snack peasant” 🤣🤣 . . . . . #momhumor #funnymoms #toddlermoms #momprobs #toddlersbelike

We could be at the fanciest restaurant and they’re still out here ordering chicken nuggets 🤣🤣 . . . . . #momhumor #funnymoms #chickennuggets #toddlersbelike #toddlermoms

One taste of those fall temps and I’m diving all the way in. If you’re my neighbor, it’s best to look away 🤣🤣 . . . . . #funnymoms #falltemps #fallweatherishere #texashumor #livinginthesouth