My top five horror movies… What are yours? (Thoughts and prayers to everyone currently on the apps. 🫠 🤣)

⚠️ Warning: may cause sore glutes tomorrow 🍑 Save this for your next leg day. #legday #gluteworkout #gymtok #strengthtraining #fitspo

Just had such a great experience and wanted to share 🤍 Everyone was so kind, thoughtful, and made it feel really personal. If you’re curious and in LA, they offered 20% off with code POPGLOSS 🫶🏼 #facialtreatment #medspa #skintreatment @Deluxe Cosmetic Center LA

I didn’t need this information…EVER. 😭💀 #onlinedating #onlinedatingfail #hinge

The bar is on the ground. Men brought a shovel. 🪏 #onlinedating #onlinedatingfail #bumble

In LA this would’ve been a LinkedIn connection request. 😆 #dating #onlinedating #storytime

What snack brand am I missing? I don’t just pack snacks for the airport - I pack them for the entire trip ✨ Planes, beach days, late nights, hotel rooms, hikes, emergencies, vibes. Low-carb, high-protein, zero stress. 🔗 in bio = my collagen + travel snack discounts because we love effic

If the sun leaves, so do I. ☀️ ✌🏼️ #hawaii #travel #oahu

God, it’s me again. Seat 22J.

If this found you… welcome. Dating is unwell and we cope with humor. #d #datingtok s #singlelife m #modernromance d #datingfails fyp

I turned the age filter off and the app said *bet*. #DatingApps #SingleLife #DatingFails #OnlineDating #WomenOnTikTok

The busiest. 😶‍🌫️

I could quit anytime I want… I just don’t want to. 🫠 🐕 ✨ #chihuahua #dog #puppy

Me: let’s give average guys a chance. Universe: here’s Joey, married with a Malibu timeshare in audacity. #onlinedatingfail