Growing up, there was nothing quite like the rush of jumping a Radio Flyer wagon down a hill with your buddies. Back in those days, we would grease the wheels—sometimes with baby oil—to catch some extra speed and get more air during our jumps. It was an unspoken challenge, seeing who could soar highest or land without a scratch. My friends and I even had nicknames like "Indestructible Irving," boasting about our ability to navigate these risky stunts unharmed. While the nostalgia around these adventures is strong, looking back now I realize how reckless some of those moments were. Today, safety is a top priority, and such cart jumps would definitely be considered unsafe. But that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the thrill responsibly. For example, using proper protective gear like helmets and pads, ensuring the surface is free of obstacles, and having an adult supervise can make all the difference. One of the best parts of these memories is the camaraderie and humor shared among friends. Calls like "Walter F**kin Cronkite!" kept the mood light even when things got intense, and those hilarious exchanges made every ride more memorable. If you ever want to recreate these experiences with your own kids or friends, I recommend starting small and focusing on fun rather than extreme risk. Additionally, the reference to "Miralax" in some of our conversations might seem out of place, but it reminds me that safety also means knowing and respecting your limits—whether in medicine or physical activity. So, if you ever feel unsure about pushing boundaries, it's always best to err on the side of caution. All in all, while "they really don't make 'em like they used to," we can still capture that spirit of fun and adventure by adapting old-school activities with modern safety in mind and plenty of laughter.